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Old 10-03-2011, 10:13 AM   #521
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Hot dog or hamburger?
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:20 PM   #522
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Hamburger...with cheese please.

Osters or clams
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Old 10-03-2011, 04:17 PM   #523
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both, to hard to decide!

red or green grapes
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Old 10-03-2011, 04:26 PM   #524
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red or green grapes

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white sauce or cream of chicken
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:30 AM   #525
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White Sauce (Easy to adapt to any dish.)

Coke or Root Beer?
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Old 10-04-2011, 06:32 AM   #526
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Root beer.

Classical or rock
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:14 PM   #527
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Wine sauce or Cream Sauce
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:23 PM   #528
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Wine Sauce

Nooks or crannies?
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:50 PM   #529
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hooks or crooks, lol, just joking, how about

cake or frosting
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:54 PM   #530
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Cake

Sherbert or sorbet
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Old 10-05-2011, 08:43 AM   #531
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Only one "R" in Sherbet. Love it. (Didja know the difference between sherbet and sorbet is milk? Sherbet has it, Sorbet doesn't.)

jelly or preserves
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Old 10-05-2011, 12:07 PM   #532
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Preserves

Turkey or ham?
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Old 10-05-2011, 03:47 PM   #533
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turkey

blues or jazz
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Old 10-05-2011, 05:35 PM   #534
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blues

eggs- fried or soft boiled?
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Old 10-06-2011, 04:54 PM   #535
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hot soup or cold soup
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Old 10-06-2011, 05:34 PM   #536
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Couch or loveseat?
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Old 10-06-2011, 07:08 PM   #537
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Old 10-06-2011, 07:25 PM   #538
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Salami or pastrami
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Old 10-06-2011, 11:21 PM   #539
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rye or wheat
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Old 10-07-2011, 12:09 AM   #540
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Rye

Mustard or mayonnaise?
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