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Old 11-01-2011, 08:35 PM   #801
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Grilled

Mexican or Chinese food?
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:44 PM   #802
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I'll say chinese

on your hamburger.. the works (lettuce, tomato, onion, relish, ketchup, mayo, mustard) or just ketchup
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Old 11-01-2011, 08:46 PM   #803
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The works

Broccoli or Asparagus?
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Old 11-01-2011, 09:20 PM   #804
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Asparagus

Tea hot or iced
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:33 PM   #805
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Iced

Milk or cream?
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Old 11-01-2011, 10:49 PM   #806
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Cream

Butter or margarine
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Old 11-02-2011, 11:50 AM   #807
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Butter. Never ever margarine!

Crab or Lobster
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Old 11-02-2011, 02:01 PM   #808
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Neither (they're giant sea bugs)


lemon or lime
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:03 PM   #809
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Lemon

Lights on the Christmas tree:
multi colored or all one color?
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:14 PM   #810
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multi

stars or angels
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Old 11-02-2011, 03:51 PM   #811
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sugar cookies or ginger cookies?
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Old 11-02-2011, 05:47 PM   #812
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Sugar cookies

Christmas cookies- Frosted or plain?
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Old 11-02-2011, 05:51 PM   #813
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Frosted.

Pumpkin...canned or fresh?
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Old 11-02-2011, 08:40 PM   #814
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Pie: Sweet potato or pumpkin
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Old 11-02-2011, 09:32 PM   #815
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Sweet potato

Apples: sweet or tart
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:21 PM   #816
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tart

cheddar or jack cheese
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Old 11-02-2011, 10:25 PM   #817
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Cheddar

Grilled or smoked
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:48 AM   #818
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Grilled (usually)

A lot of mild cheese or a little strong cheese
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Old 11-03-2011, 02:36 PM   #819
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a lot of mild cheese

grilled cheese sandwich or a tuna melt
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:50 PM   #820
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tuna melt , hands down

rye or french
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