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Old 11-13-2011, 12:24 PM   #1001
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Fine china: Machine wash or hand wash?
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Old 11-13-2011, 07:06 PM   #1002
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simple math or advanced math?
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Old 11-13-2011, 07:09 PM   #1003
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Advanced math


In a field: grass or wildflowers
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Old 11-13-2011, 07:16 PM   #1004
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twix or kitkat candy bar?
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Old 11-13-2011, 07:25 PM   #1005
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Milky Way or Snickers?
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Old 11-13-2011, 07:46 PM   #1006
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Edamame or peanuts?
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:14 PM   #1007
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Nestlé crunch or Hershey bar
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:46 PM   #1008
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Nestle Crunch

Baby ruth or salted nut roll?
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:01 PM   #1009
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chocolate chip or oatmeal cookies
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:59 AM   #1010
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Gumdrops or Gummi worms?
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:15 AM   #1011
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Gum drops

KoolAid or Flavored Tea?
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Old 11-14-2011, 12:07 PM   #1012
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At the movies: Goobers or Raisinettes
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Old 11-14-2011, 03:51 PM   #1013
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peanuts or popcorn
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:09 PM   #1014
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pumkin pie or pecan pie?
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Old 11-14-2011, 06:44 PM   #1015
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Pumpkin pie

Peanuts: roasted or boiled
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Old 11-14-2011, 09:01 PM   #1016
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Roasted

Beef pot pie or chicken?
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Old 11-14-2011, 10:28 PM   #1017
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Home made chicken noodle soup or Cambells
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:12 AM   #1018
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Home made (the noodles will be less soggy.)

At a potluck:
Corn casserole or tuna casserole?
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:51 PM   #1019
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tuna casserole

corn flakes or oatmeal
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:48 PM   #1020
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tomato juice or vegetable juice?
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