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Old 11-20-2011, 08:12 PM   #1061
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hard one.. chicken parm

seafood alfredo or spaghetti with meat sauce
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Old 11-20-2011, 08:30 PM   #1062
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Spaghetti with meat sauce

Brownies or cookies
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Old 11-20-2011, 08:56 PM   #1063
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peppers; yellow or red?
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:18 PM   #1064
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stuffed green peppers with a beef/tomato/rice mixture or a cool tomato stuffed with chicken/tuna salad.
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Old 11-21-2011, 07:12 AM   #1065
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Stuffed green peppers with a beef/tomato/rice mixture.

Mastiff (200+ lbs) or Chorkie (Chihuahua/Yorkie mix)?
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Old 11-21-2011, 07:28 AM   #1066
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Jeez if you're going to make me choose a dog, whichever is easier to give away. Mastiff probably, since small dogs are more annoying at an inverse proportion to their size, I can't imagine that would be as easy to get rid of.

Jet ski or solar panels on your house?
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:42 AM   #1067
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I don't even live near a lake, but would rather have a jet ski. I am all about having fun!

Travel by plane or train?
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:53 AM   #1068
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Apple pie with 2 crusts or crumb topping
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:30 AM   #1069
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2 crusts

After Thanksgiving dinner; apple pie or pumpkin pie?
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:00 PM   #1070
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Pumpkin pie

Caramel apple or candy apple
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:35 PM   #1071
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Caramel Apple

Russet Mashed Potatoes or Candied Yams?
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:42 PM   #1072
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Crab or lobster?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:34 PM   #1073
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Arghhhh!.. lol.. another hard one. I'll say lobster.

fish taco or fish sandwich
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:49 PM   #1074
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Fish sandwich.

Hiphopopotamus or Ryhmenoscerus?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:51 PM   #1075
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Ryhmenoscerus (I might need the horn!)

An elephant with a runny nose, or a giraffe with a sore throat?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:56 PM   #1076
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The giraffe. (An elephant's nose can contain up to 2 gallons of liquid. That's a LOT of snot!!!)

Garden Spider or Non-poisonous Snake?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:58 PM   #1077
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Giraffe. I don't want to deal with that much mucus.

FPS or RPG?
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:59 PM   #1078
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The giraffe. (An elephant's nose can contain up to 2 gallons of liquid. That's a LOT of snot!!!)

Garden Spider or Non-poisonous Snake?
Non posion snake. I don't have panic attaks over them.
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Old 11-21-2011, 09:49 PM   #1079
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Pizza crust: thin or stuffed
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Old 11-21-2011, 10:01 PM   #1080
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pepperoni or sausage
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