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Old 12-02-2011, 06:23 PM   #1121
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Skiing: Cross country or Downhill?
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Old 12-02-2011, 07:48 PM   #1122
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Williams-Sanoma or Sur la Table?
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:22 AM   #1123
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Real or fake Christmas tree
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:25 AM   #1124
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real

but... not this year because of my cat

raincoat or umbrella
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:26 AM   #1125
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Umbrella

Sweet or sour
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:32 AM   #1126
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sour

eggplant or chicken parmesan
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Old 12-08-2011, 01:03 AM   #1127
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Eggplant Parm

Pork Chop or Pork Steak?
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:02 AM   #1128
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pork chop

coleslaw or a tossed salad on the side
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:47 AM   #1129
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Tossed Salad

Salmon or trout?
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Old 12-08-2011, 12:02 PM   #1130
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salmon

saltines or tortilla chips with your chili
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Old 12-08-2011, 02:17 PM   #1131
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Saltines

Wine or Sparkling Cider?
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:19 PM   #1132
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sparkling cider

hamburger or chicken breast sandwich
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:30 PM   #1133
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hamburger

mustard or mayo
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Old 12-08-2011, 05:10 PM   #1134
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depends on what... lol

I love both, even sometimes together. I'll say mayo, if you were talking about a regular sandwich.

reuben or a cuban sandwich
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Old 12-08-2011, 06:17 PM   #1135
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Reuben

Crushed ice or cubes?
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Old 12-08-2011, 11:43 PM   #1136
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Cubes

Milkshake or smoothie
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:23 AM   #1137
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smoothie

if you like eggs... scrambled or fried

I like mine over-easy to dip my toast in! yum
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:29 AM   #1138
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You can't make me choose between scrambled and fried! Not fair! I guess fried, since I can do more with an overeasy egg in other dishes.

Vitamin C deficiency or Vitamin D deficiency
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:38 AM   #1139
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I'll say vitamin C

to keep warm.... use an electric blanket or sit by the fireplace
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:41 AM   #1140
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Blanket. Fireplace just makes the rest of the rooms cold.

Halitosis or Nocturnal Enuresis?
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