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Old 03-03-2012, 01:05 PM   #1541
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regular deli turkey
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:59 AM   #1542
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Yes. It's a must for my hair if I want to get a comb through it.

Pancakes: buttermilk or buckwheat
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:01 AM   #1543
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bottled water or tap water
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:09 AM   #1544
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Depends on the city. Around here I'm fine with the tap water.

Waffles: with maple syrup or fruit and whip cream
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:17 AM   #1545
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hard one... I like both. I'll say maple syrup

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Old 03-04-2012, 07:15 PM   #1546
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snow cone or Mr. freeze?
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:42 PM   #1547
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snow cone

chicken-n-biscuits or chicken noodle soup
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Old 03-05-2012, 02:17 PM   #1548
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Chicken noodle soup

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Old 03-05-2012, 02:48 PM   #1549
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meatloaf or meatballs
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:22 PM   #1550
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linguini or spaghetti
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Old 03-05-2012, 06:23 PM   #1551
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Spaghetti

Meatsauce or Alfredo sauce?
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Old 03-05-2012, 07:35 PM   #1552
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Walter Cronkite or Dan Rather for an anchor
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Old 03-06-2012, 11:06 AM   #1553
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Dan Rather. I like my news anchors breathing!

The 6 o'clock news or the 11 o'clock news?
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Old 03-06-2012, 01:26 PM   #1554
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I know, sir loin... I was just comparing the two

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Old 03-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #1555
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:17 AM   #1556
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love letter... who would want a bill .. lol

grilled t-bone steak or grilled salmon fillet
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:20 PM   #1557
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Red meat. Let's eat!

Steak in a grill pan or on the barbecue grill?
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:50 PM   #1558
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:21 PM   #1559
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Old 03-07-2012, 07:45 PM   #1560
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Straight up...Crown Royal Please

jelly beans or malted easter eggs
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