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Old 04-17-2012, 10:57 PM   #1761
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Loose tea

Delivery or DeGiorno?
Homemade. But if I have to choose, delivery. I have never met a frozen pizza that I like.

Chicken/dumplings or Beef stew with homemade biscuits
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:15 AM   #1762
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chicken -n- dumplings

hotdog with mustard or a chili dog
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:30 PM   #1763
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Mustard

Pepperoncini or jalapeņos?
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Old 04-18-2012, 01:46 PM   #1764
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pepperoncini

italian sausage hoagie... with green peppers-n-onions or without
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:19 PM   #1765
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With peppers and onions

Cake doughnuts or yeast doughnuts ?
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:17 PM   #1766
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Yeast donuts

Frosted or glazed donuts?
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:52 PM   #1767
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frosted

jelly or cream filled?
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:06 PM   #1768
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Chocolate or white icing on donuts?
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Old 04-18-2012, 08:06 PM   #1769
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Chocolate

In egg salad: diced celery or diced cucumber
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Old 04-18-2012, 10:20 PM   #1770
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celery is normally what I use... but cucumber sounds good, too

radishes on a salad... yes or no
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Old 04-18-2012, 10:55 PM   #1771
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No thank you.

Chowder or Chutney?
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:43 AM   #1772
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chutney

when you go grocery shopping.. have a list or not
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:20 AM   #1773
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Have a list

When you go grocery shopping.. follow the list or buy sale items you use but don't need?
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Old 04-19-2012, 12:17 PM   #1774
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lol... yeah, that is me. I might have 5 things on the list and leave with 25.

going out to dinner.... order a cheeseburger with fries or a prime rib with a baked potato
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Old 04-19-2012, 05:48 PM   #1775
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Cheeseburger

Fries or onion rings?
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Old 04-19-2012, 09:09 PM   #1776
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Fries

Regular fries or waffle cut?
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Old 04-19-2012, 10:00 PM   #1777
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Dipping sauce for cheese curds: Ketchup or Ranch
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:08 PM   #1778
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Neither. The cheese stands alone.

Chocolate cake with white frosting or white cake with chocolate frosting?
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:31 PM   #1779
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white cake with white frosting

Grilled cheese: American or Cheddar?
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Old 04-20-2012, 07:58 PM   #1780
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Cheddar. American is not cheese!

White bread or whole grain?
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