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Old 04-24-2012, 07:46 PM   #1801
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All produce is organic, unless you're talking about the wax or plaster fruits and vegetables they sell at TJ Maxx. That said, I don't waste my money on so-called "organic" produce. My family has been eating normally grown farm produce since WWII* with no ill effects.

Cooked vegetables with dinner, or a salad?




* Before and during WWI those family members who weren't fighting grew their own!
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:05 PM   #1802
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Salad please with blue cheese & french on the side.

Oven roasted red skinned potatoes or a Russet baked potato?
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Old 04-26-2012, 12:50 AM   #1803
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oven-roasted, red, skinned potatoes

on your bagel.. regular cream cheese or butter
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:22 AM   #1804
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butter (on a toasted sesame-seed bagel)

Wax beans or green beans
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Old 04-26-2012, 11:32 AM   #1805
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green beans

Lox or gefilte fish?
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Old 04-26-2012, 05:43 PM   #1806
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lox

salted nut roll or almond joy?
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Old 04-26-2012, 06:30 PM   #1807
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Salted nut roll

Scrambled eggs or poached eggs?
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Old 04-26-2012, 07:30 PM   #1808
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Eggs: Ketchup?
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Old 04-26-2012, 08:47 PM   #1809
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NO! Salsa, maybe, but never ketchup.

French fries; ketchup or vinegar?
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Old 04-26-2012, 08:52 PM   #1810
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ketchup....on everything.

bean & ham soup or french onion soup?
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:32 AM   #1811
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french onion, definitely!! My all-time favorite soup.

Frosted Mini-Wheats or Cream of Wheat cereal
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:41 AM   #1812
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Cream of Wheat cereal

New England Clam Chowder or Manhattan Clam Chowder?
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:00 AM   #1813
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New England

corn niblets or cream of corn
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:48 PM   #1814
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Niblets

Canned peas or frozen?
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:14 PM   #1815
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ughhhh @ canned peas ... frozen, I pick. I use those when I'm pressed for time, but I love fresh.

cabbage roll (filled with rice, meat or potato) or a lettuce wrap (filled with chicken or tuna salad)
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Old 04-27-2012, 05:49 PM   #1816
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Lettuce roll.

Maple or oak
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Old 04-27-2012, 08:55 PM   #1817
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Peanut brittle: With or without coconut?
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Old 04-28-2012, 12:50 AM   #1818
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never had it with coconut, sounds interesting... I'll pick with coconut.

root beer float or orange soda float
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Old 04-28-2012, 02:00 AM   #1819
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Usually rootbeer

Soup or salad
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Old 04-28-2012, 11:15 AM   #1820
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Beef wellington or Chicken wellington?
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