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Old 09-30-2012, 05:11 PM   #1981
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Old 09-30-2012, 05:17 PM   #1982
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No kidding. When I am 92 (notice I say "when") I am going to smoke, drink and eat my heart out! (Of course then I will have to ask forgiveness for abusing my body... I could go at anytime!)
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I am 73 and I have decided to do what makes me the happiest. I have congestive heart failure along with a plethera of other health problems. So don't tell me to stop so I can live longer. That only means I will develop more health problems. I have enough, thank you.
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Old 09-30-2012, 09:12 PM   #1985
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Old 09-30-2012, 09:16 PM   #1986
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Oh, I must have!
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Old 09-30-2012, 09:21 PM   #1987
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:38 AM   #1989
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Old 10-01-2012, 06:44 AM   #1990
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What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase
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Old 10-01-2012, 07:47 AM   #1992
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What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase
Now that's funny


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Old 10-01-2012, 08:27 AM   #1993
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Cute dog, wonder if my cat would let me do that....
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Dogshaming cute and good for a laugh!
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Old 10-01-2012, 11:34 AM   #1995
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What Happened? Bandages - Urban Outfitters

I actually ordered some... talk about a impulsive purchase
Thanks for spreading the joy...
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
That happens to me all the time, I know i did something, but I must have just thought I did it.

I was describing one of the more obnoxious (and often hilarious) side effects of my medications to Shrek, he almost fell out of the car, he did spray the windshield with Perrier out his nose.
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my granddaughter was supposed to drop off a vaccum on my front porch. that was three days ago. this a.m i called to see if she had forgotten. she said she left it there. i searched and no vac. she went on about it for a long time.i figured someone had taken it. then she started to really laugh and laugh. she hadn't left it, got to busy. i will not tell you what i called her. it was funny .
You wonderful darling granddaughter was not one of the names you called her? Hmmmm....
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