Dawgluver
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PrincessFiona60 said:
Mom did say she's been using the same "cinnamon sugar" for years! Maybe he doesn't know the difference anymore.
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Mom did say she's been using the same "cinnamon sugar" for years! Maybe he doesn't know the difference anymore.
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Most likely. Dad is a food hoarder and they have lots of stuff that needs to be tossed.
Snip 13
Master Chef
This nearly made me pee my pants lol!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy,
where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor . Ever.
Glitter
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had
been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone
off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So,
I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy,
where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor . Ever.
Glitter
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Some of the best (?) wakes I have been to are those that had a lot of humor. Happy memories.
washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
Snip 13
Master Chef
washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
I'm still laughing, staying far away from my daughter's washcloth!
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
washcloth, sparkles - snort, giggle
When my sister died, the WHOLE (50+) family came back here to my building and we had a catered meal. There was laughter to no end and it was all about my sister. She certainly had her lovable quirks. My family still tells stories about her. There is no end to them.
I certainly have my quirks. And that is how I want to be remembered. For my silliness. Just remember, I will be looking down and I expect to see you laughing.
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Snip, that is soooo funny
It will be months before I can get that picture out of my mind. I really think she should change her name to Sparkles.
Snip 13
Master Chef
It will be months before I can get that picture out of my mind. I really think she should change her name to Sparkles.
Thought you guys might like it
It wasn't actually me just a joke I felt like sharing. I did have an equally embarrassing moment once.My Dad was alway very tight with money and we were going on a school tour.
My Dad bought me a pkt of panties with the days of the week and flowers on them at the oriental market.
Forgetting all about the panties I went for a shower after swimming with all my school friends and I was wearing the wednesday pants and it was a friday.
My friends were teasing me for months after that
CWS4322
Chef Extraordinaire
What not to do--even if you suffer from arachnophobia.
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Cindercat
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Snip, I had my appointment yesterday. Don't know if I could have kept it together if I'd read that before going. I know I wouldn't have had sparkles but I would have had a case of giggles.
Omigosh! I laughed until I was coughing and I read it to my husband and I thought he was going to hurt himself laughing.
As it turns out, I have my "annual" appointment in a couple of weeks and my doc has come to expect a stellar joke from me. Boy, do I have a beaut for him this time. Yeah!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Snip!
