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Old 10-17-2012, 10:22 PM   #2241
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My kids used to wear me down with:

Can I? Huh Ma huhmahuhma, Huh? CanI canicanicani? Huh ma huhmahuhma? And you want to know why they are still alive tody.
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Old 10-17-2012, 10:49 PM   #2242
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This also applies to beagles:



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And I just thought this funny:


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Old 10-18-2012, 12:58 AM   #2243
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Old 10-18-2012, 01:02 AM   #2244
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Good ones guys lol!
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Old 10-18-2012, 01:12 AM   #2245
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Old 10-18-2012, 01:13 AM   #2246
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Old 10-18-2012, 01:41 AM   #2247
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That one is for me and my math abilities. Zilch!
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Old 10-18-2012, 05:39 AM   #2248
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:40 AM   #2249
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That one is for me and my math abilities. Zilch!
This is the neatest thing for math!
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:58 AM   #2250
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Thanks, Merlot!
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:51 AM   #2251
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LOL!
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Old 10-18-2012, 07:56 AM   #2252
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How cute PF :)
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Old 10-18-2012, 03:06 PM   #2253
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Love it
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Old 10-18-2012, 03:14 PM   #2254
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Lol! I love this!

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Old 10-18-2012, 05:21 PM   #2256
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Thanks, Merlot!
When I explained it to my co workers this morning they said I was confusing them lol, I thought it was easy!
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Old 10-18-2012, 05:47 PM   #2257
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:51 PM   #2258
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I have waved at people that pull up next to me in a car only to realize I really don't know them.. that is quite awkward at a stoplight.
"Please turn green!.......". LOL
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:55 PM   #2259
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On the bathroom subject....

My child plays a online game called minecraft on a kids server.

Here was our exchange the other day...

"Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom, type BRB on my chat!"
I do it and then walk to the bathroom.
"Did you type BRB?"
"Yes, I typed BRB GP."
"What does GP mean?"
"Be right back, gotta poop."

He flew up off the toilet seat so fast, his socks slid and he busted his knee on the floor.

Although I didn't really type it, that was getting him back for the time I couldn't make it home and had to stop at a gas station a mile from my house where he proceeded to tell the whole station that we only stopped because "Mom needed to poop really bad."
You know that someone here will use this now. :)
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Old 10-18-2012, 06:57 PM   #2260
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You want me to go where with this on??? Walmart???
This goes with the pug!
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