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Old 01-28-2013, 01:45 AM   #3141
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For those who have also been enduring this January deep freeze...
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:11 PM   #3142
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the Star of the Show, Harvey the Hypnotist!

Harvey explained that he was going toput the whole audience into a trance.

"Yes, each and every one of you ...and all at the same time!", said Harvey.


The excited chatter dropped to silence as Harvey carefully withdrew from his waistcoat pocket a beautiful antique goldpocket watch and chain.


"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Harvey, holding the watch high for all to see.
"It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations", said Harvey.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch..."



The audience became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, the lights twinkling as they were reflected from it's gleaming surfaces.


One hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.


And then,suddenly,the chain broke!!!


The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.

"SH@T!" exclaimed Harvey.


It took them 3 days to clean the Senior Citizens Centre and Harvey the hypnotist was never invited to entertain again!



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Snip. I laughed so hard I startled the cat.
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:05 PM   #3144
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I scared the you know what out of Shrek...
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:16 PM   #3145
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:43 PM   #3146
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:46 PM   #3147
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That was hilarious!!
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:57 PM   #3148
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:11 PM   #3149
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This thread is SO funny! You guys are the best. Thanks all!
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:27 PM   #3150
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I really do like Ina, but this was so funny ;-)

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Old 01-29-2013, 04:04 AM   #3152
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I really do like Ina, but this was so funny ;-)

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Old 01-29-2013, 09:09 AM   #3153
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LOL Ina's not alone !!

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Old 01-29-2013, 02:06 PM   #3154
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:18 PM   #3155
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Old 01-29-2013, 05:39 PM   #3157
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I started out and got half the silverware in the sink washed, then I noticed that the coffee pot was empty, had to stop for that, when I brought my fresh cup of coffee over to the computer, I noticed that there was a lot of dust on the bookcase, got a couple of shelves dusted, had to answer the phone, management came for the walk through, had to go down to get my mail, came back upstairs and picked up some towels in the bathrrom to go into the laundry basket. Now what was I doing? Oh yeah. The silverware. I am too tired to do that now. A typical day.
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My sister and I both do that.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:25 PM   #3159
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Nice to know that I am not alone in my cleaning habits.
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Nice to know that I am not alone in my cleaning habits.
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