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Old 03-24-2013, 04:41 PM   #3561
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Sounds perfect!
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Old 03-24-2013, 06:28 PM   #3562
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Old 03-24-2013, 10:30 PM   #3563
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Tardar reflects my feelings about Mondays:


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Old 03-24-2013, 10:34 PM   #3564
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Not my cat
Friends on LOW actually had a full polar bear skin rug, complete with head. When I was a kid, I could relate!
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Old 03-24-2013, 10:40 PM   #3565
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Tardar reflects my feelings about Mondays:


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I really love Tardar...
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Old 03-25-2013, 03:44 AM   #3566
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yesterday a new tomb was found in Egypt, the mummy was wrapped in a strange way. In between each layer of cloth was chocolate and nuts, I think its Ferrero Rocher.
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Old 03-25-2013, 06:07 AM   #3567
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...I think its Ferrero Rocher.
Laughing! It took me half a minute but.....Laughing!
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Old 03-25-2013, 12:44 PM   #3568
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Yelling Goats LOL

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Old 03-25-2013, 01:01 PM   #3569
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I wonder what they are yelling about. That was pretty funny, but I really liked that last one.
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Old 03-26-2013, 07:12 AM   #3570
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Not really a funny .. more of a truism

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Old 03-26-2013, 09:22 PM   #3571
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:27 PM   #3572
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No pic, Kathleen...
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Old 03-26-2013, 10:32 PM   #3573
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No pic, Kathleen...
I see it...very baconny!
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Old 03-26-2013, 11:01 PM   #3575
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I see it...very baconny!
Okay, now I see it! Wonder where it was hiding before...must've been bacon-napped.
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Old 03-27-2013, 03:41 AM   #3576
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I couldn't help but think of Pac (or maybe this is the one Kathleen posted--if so I missed it):
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:49 AM   #3577
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I wonder what they are yelling about. That was pretty funny, but I really liked that last one.
I wonder what the goats think when they hear humans yelling.
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:58 AM   #3579
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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
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