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Old 03-27-2013, 10:36 AM   #3581
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This one didn't come through for me. I can't see it!
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:36 AM   #3582
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Good one hey? I just had to share :)
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:58 PM   #3583
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:59 PM   #3584
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I cant see one either
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:00 PM   #3585
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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
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Old 03-27-2013, 06:07 PM   #3586
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Seriously, is this for real? I wouldn't buy it!

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Old 03-27-2013, 06:10 PM   #3587
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I wouldnt either
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:05 PM   #3588
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One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney
ROFLMAO!!!

Who was the first boss that you thought of past or present?

Laughing laughing laughing!!!!
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:30 AM   #3590
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ROFLMAO!!!

Who was the first boss that you thought of past or present?

Laughing laughing laughing!!!!
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:00 AM   #3591
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So you want your house to donate 2 kidneys??
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:01 AM   #3592
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So you want your house to donate 2 kidneys??
Yeah, that's it
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:52 AM   #3593
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Seriously, is this for real? I wouldn't buy it!

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Yuck! Nor would I. But I'll check the soup aisle when I'm in northern MN to see if it is there. I really do NOT like lutefisk. My Scandinavian genes don't include the lutefisk lover gene, even though my Norwegian ancestors almost had a monopoly on the lutefisk market.
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Old 03-28-2013, 10:20 AM   #3595
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:54 PM   #3596
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From the I Can Haz Cheezburger site: Cat Walks The Dog Home - Cheezburger

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Old 03-28-2013, 03:46 PM   #3597
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From the I Can Haz Cheezburger site: Cat Walks The Dog Home - Cheezburger

Too funny!
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Old 03-28-2013, 03:49 PM   #3598
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Too funny!
I love the cat really has to tug on the leash a couple of times.
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Old 03-28-2013, 03:56 PM   #3599
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I stole this from FaceBook. I think the reply is brilliant.

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
I like that one!
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