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Old 03-28-2013, 11:11 PM   #3601
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Oh myyy...

50 shades of True Value.
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:59 AM   #3602
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:18 AM   #3603
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:29 AM   #3604
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Oh myyy...

50 shades of True Value.


Well I suppose if they have "isles" at True Value, they might have parties.

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  1. (obsolete or poetic) An island.
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Old 03-29-2013, 12:36 PM   #3605
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Well I suppose if they have "isles" at True Value, they might have parties.

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At least they spelled "apparently" right!
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Old 03-29-2013, 12:50 PM   #3606
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At least they spelled "apparently" right!


Spell checker would catch that. spell checkers don't catch misuse of words.

My all time favourite: someone I know spell checked a report for work. Then she skimmed it and caught the words, "doe snot". Took her a while to figure out that the spell checker hadn't caught a misplaced space in "does not".
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Old 03-29-2013, 06:32 PM   #3607
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Courtesy of Bakechef. Their food sounds really good!
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Old 03-29-2013, 06:59 PM   #3608
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:01 PM   #3609
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:19 PM   #3610
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:08 PM   #3611
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Old 03-29-2013, 10:26 PM   #3612
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Whatever floats your boat....
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Old 03-29-2013, 10:31 PM   #3613
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Don't you mean un-floats your boat? ROFL!!!
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Old 03-30-2013, 03:10 AM   #3614
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Old 03-30-2013, 08:36 AM   #3616
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Since this is a cooking forum...
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Old 03-30-2013, 08:51 AM   #3617
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Since this is a cooking forum...
I love it and I'm not usually fond of puns.
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Old 03-30-2013, 09:42 AM   #3618
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Avogadro's Avacado Sounds like a Jeopardy Answer!! What is Guacamole?
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Avogadro's Avacado Sounds like a Jeopardy Answer!! What is Guacamole?
Okay, another good pun.

Maybe I like them because they are science puns.
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Old 03-30-2013, 10:37 AM   #3620
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