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Old 04-10-2013, 11:14 PM   #3761
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Actually, one of the side effects of my glaucoma drops is thicker, longer eyelashes. Unfortunately, mine are so short that it doesn't really help.
I know one lady who can only use the drops in one eye...great lashes on one side...
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Old 04-10-2013, 11:20 PM   #3762
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I don't wear swimsuits, either...
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:06 PM   #3766
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:45 PM   #3768
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HA!! that is me all over! it seems a lesson i need to learn over and over again with every new dumb question, "ohhh, i can google THAT too? (duh)
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Old 04-11-2013, 09:59 PM   #3769
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All so funny
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Old 04-11-2013, 10:04 PM   #3770
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Ever see this?

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Yes, and I love it, brings out my sarcastic side
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My blood pressure monitor can't get a reading while watching this. It's says I have an irregular heart beat and I have tears streaming down my face.
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ROFLAMO! Too funny.
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I've watched it 4 times and it's still funny! Loved it lol!
Laughed almost as much at your comment though PF!
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I've watched it 4 times and it's still funny! Loved it lol!
Laughed almost as much at your comment though PF!
Took me almost 30 minutes to get a reading that made sense! LOL!
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Here's an example: Someone asks, "Who was the first US president?"

So, you go to Let me google that for you and type in the question. Then click "Google Search" or "I'm Feeling Lucky". It will give you a URL that you copy and paste as your reply to the question.

Try it and see what happens. Let me google that for you

It was sort of a reply to the previous "funny" with Bart Simpson.
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