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Old 04-21-2013, 07:38 AM   #3881
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"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

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Old 04-21-2013, 07:40 AM   #3882
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Old 04-21-2013, 07:43 AM   #3883
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Old 04-21-2013, 01:18 PM   #3884
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flies do this all day long.
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Old 04-21-2013, 02:47 PM   #3885
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I love it. I stole it for Facebook.
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Old 04-21-2013, 04:02 PM   #3886
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Old 04-21-2013, 06:43 PM   #3887
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Old 04-22-2013, 04:47 AM   #3888
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That cracks me up everytime I see it
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Old 04-22-2013, 01:02 PM   #3889
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I feel your pain.
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Old 04-23-2013, 10:19 AM   #3892
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That is when you empty the fridge and when they want to know what it is you tell them, "I don't know."
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:20 PM   #3893
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This is hilarious!
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:44 PM   #3894
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Do I dare ask "Who is Jessica Biel?" This one is lost on me.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:46 PM   #3895
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She's an actress and it doesn't matter. It's just a play on words.
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Old 04-23-2013, 01:50 PM   #3896
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She's an actress and it doesn't matter. It's just a play on words.
Thank you. You're right. It doesn't matter.
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Old 04-23-2013, 09:22 PM   #3899
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