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Old 06-18-2013, 08:21 PM   #4261
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Old 06-18-2013, 10:12 PM   #4262
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Old 06-18-2013, 11:09 PM   #4263
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Someone's been following Shrek with a camera.
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Old 06-19-2013, 12:26 AM   #4264
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At my house too! DH does it everyday! Drives me nuts!
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Old 06-19-2013, 01:34 AM   #4265
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That's what I do when I butter a slice of toast and am not sure if I'll be going for a second one. Guess I'm fluent in "knife". Or "sloppy".
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Old 06-19-2013, 06:08 PM   #4267
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haha Me too =P
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Old 06-19-2013, 08:22 PM   #4268
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Absolutely! I could sleep myself skinny!
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Old 06-19-2013, 10:19 PM   #4269
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Lose weight AND get to sleep??? I'm so in!
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Old 06-19-2013, 10:27 PM   #4270
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Old 06-22-2013, 02:46 PM   #4274
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Odd, I don't remember seeing that sign in our neighborhood.
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Earworm, thanks again to George Takei:

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Though I was never much into disco, more of a rocker, I did love the song.
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Old 06-22-2013, 07:13 PM   #4277
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Though I was never much into disco, more of a rocker, I did love the song.
Ditto...thanks alot.
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I have a rule that I don't except kisses on the face from anything that licks itself clean.
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