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Old 06-30-2013, 05:22 PM   #4321
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That is so funny Ads
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Old 07-01-2013, 01:05 PM   #4323
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And raising some children is like trying to nail jello to a wall.
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Old 07-01-2013, 06:09 PM   #4324
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Love them guys
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:26 PM   #4325
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Wow I wish I had some of this


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Old 07-01-2013, 07:45 PM   #4326
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I picked up some Invisible Duct Tape today...good stuff!
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Old 07-01-2013, 08:23 PM   #4327
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I wonder if they will get any takers.
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Old 07-03-2013, 05:39 PM   #4328
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Old 07-03-2013, 05:59 PM   #4329
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I need that t-shirt.
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Old 07-04-2013, 08:07 PM   #4332
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When The Pirate was in his 20's I gave him a shirt that said, "To create a jerk, add alcohol." He thought the shirt was hilarious. Then a couple of weeks later he was putting the shirt on and thought, "My mother thinks I am a jerk." He stopped drinking that day and hasn't touched a drop since. Today he is in his 50's. Strange the power a piece of cloth can have.
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I'm reminded of this song:

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Old 07-04-2013, 09:55 PM   #4334
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Well, it won't play here, Taxlady...says it's blocked in my region.
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:10 PM   #4335
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Well, it won't play here, Taxlady...says it's blocked in my region.
<shakes head> Weirdos. It's a Canadian group. How different a region is that from the US?

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Here's a link to the lyrics: I'M AN ADULT NOW Lyrics - PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS

Here's the first three lines, which, is the part that sticks in my mind:

Well, I don't hate my parents
I don't get drunk just to spite them
I got my own reasons to drink now
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Old 07-04-2013, 10:30 PM   #4336
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That one played, thanks!
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Old 07-05-2013, 04:44 AM   #4337
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Old 07-06-2013, 08:05 PM   #4338
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Old 07-07-2013, 09:27 PM   #4340
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I fell off the couch LMFAO!
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