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Old 08-02-2013, 07:42 AM   #4581
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Old 08-02-2013, 08:54 AM   #4582
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This is says it all (given that I've been cleaning all week since I have house guests arriving later today):
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HOW much alcohol was involved in the plotting of those wake-up plans? It's evident that lots of them had to be inspired by drunkenness.

However, there may be a couple I can employ the next time Himself is hugging the pillow a bit too long. Snowball fight anyone?
I wonder how many people were killed or seriously injured pulling those stunts. Obviously, if the video taker got killed, the video wouldn't be as likely to get posted.

I would never trust the person again.
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Old 08-02-2013, 12:32 PM   #4584
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I wonder how many people were killed or seriously injured pulling those stunts. Obviously, if the video taker got killed, the video wouldn't be as likely to get posted.

I would never trust the person again.
I wouldn't even trust the person who thinks they are funny.
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Old 08-02-2013, 01:56 PM   #4585
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I wonder how many people were killed or seriously injured pulling those stunts. Obviously, if the video taker got killed, the video wouldn't be as likely to get posted.

I would never trust the person again.
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I wouldn't even trust the person who thinks they are funny.
Ok ok. I did - and still do - think it is a funny video.

I agree that some people do get hurt doing stupid things and that is not funny.

I am also not on the receiving end of the pranks.

I have been on the receiving end of pranks in the past and didn't like it.

However .. life goes on .. and I still have a sense of humor and I think it was at least giggle worthy.

This is the jokes section, not the disect and tear apart section.

So for those of you who are offended .. I apologize .. let's just read on and drop it ok?
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Ok ok. I did - and still do - think it is a funny video.

I agree that some people do get hurt doing stupid things and that is not funny.

I am also not on the receiving end of the pranks.

I have been on the receiving end of pranks in the past and didn't like it.

However .. life goes on .. and I still have a sense of humor and I think it was at least giggle worthy.

This is the jokes section, not the disect and tear apart section.

So for those of you who are offended .. I apologize .. let's just read on and drop it ok?
I apologize. My bad!
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Yes, but how did you know?
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YouTube is almost as bad as an encyclopedia.
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Rob gets sucked into YouTube, I've seen him spend an entire Saturday watching it on the TV!

Sometimes I'll show him a video and at the end a bunch of related videos come up, he'll say, "what's that? Click on it" and I have to say no, or we'll get sucked in!
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Shrek agrees with this one...
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I was at Sprout's house for dinner when my 3 y/o (almost 4!) niece got a piece of fringe from her mama's scarf stuck on a table leg. As I was trying to help her get it unstuck I asked, "What'd you do kiddo?" She responded, "I don't know adult."

Made Sprout and I chuckle.
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I was at Sprout's house for dinner when my 3 y/o (almost 4!) niece got a piece of fringe from her mama's scarf stuck on a table leg. As I was trying to help her get it unstuck I asked, "What'd you do kiddo?" She responded, "I don't know adult."

Made Sprout and I chuckle.
Shrek and I are cracking up... That's priceless!
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Shrek and I are cracking up... That's priceless!
+1! Sweet!
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This has had me giggling since yesterday. I understand it takes place in Finland.
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