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Old 08-09-2013, 05:17 PM   #4641
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Jumping on the bed

A 56-year-old woman is at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and then asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”

The husband says, “What did he say about your 56-year-old bum?”

“Your name never came up,” she replied
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That's a good one MrsL! For me there is about a 2-3 hour gap between "upright" and "functional".
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That's a good one MrsL! For me there is about a 2-3 hour gap between "upright" and "functional".
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I have a neighbour who doesn't think pirates are funny at all. She's retired and when she vacations it is usually as a nurse with Doctors Without Borders or as a nurse on a freighter. She has fought off pirates twice since I've known her.
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this is funny?
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this is funny?


What's funny? I forgot....
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