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Old 08-21-2013, 12:42 AM   #4781
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Old 08-21-2013, 12:47 PM   #4783
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That's hilarious. I saw that a while ago. Gotta wonder how that turned out. Are they still married?
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Old 08-21-2013, 04:16 PM   #4784
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mwahaha

When I was about 10 years old, I got this stupid urge to write on the kitchen cabinets. I took a piece of chalk (so it could be washed off easily) and wrote my little sister's name.

My mother saw it and was giving my sister a real dressing down. Sister, "But Mommy, I can't write in handwriting. I can only print."

Oh my, was I ever in trouble. Far more for trying to put the blame on my sister than for the fairly harmless writing in chalk. I have apologized to my sister.
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Old 08-21-2013, 04:17 PM   #4785
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Old 08-21-2013, 09:38 PM   #4787
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I find this particularly appropriate for a cooking forum:

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Old 08-22-2013, 02:29 PM   #4790
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I find this particularly appropriate for a cooking forum:
Rol and I saw that at the restaurant along with a few other "Boneisms" and both giggled childishly.
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Old 08-22-2013, 03:32 PM   #4791
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Old 08-22-2013, 06:26 PM   #4792
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Rol and I saw that at the restaurant along with a few other "Boneisms" and both giggled childishly.
We do that too.

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Maybe not the best thing about being over 40, but certainly one of the advantages.

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Old 08-22-2013, 10:27 PM   #4794
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Maybe not the best thing about being over 40, but certainly one of the advantages.

So true, so true!!!
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love 'em!

Cute, hey, it works!

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Maybe not the best thing about being over 40, but certainly one of the advantages.

Yes, very true
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love 'em!

Cute, hey, it works!

Works for cats too!
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