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Old 09-13-2013, 05:22 PM   #4901
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:05 PM   #4902
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Wow! Up close and personal service...you don't see that often these days
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:13 PM   #4903
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Old 09-13-2013, 08:14 PM   #4904
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This will probably be our destination tomorrow

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Old 09-13-2013, 08:28 PM   #4905
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This will probably be our destination tomorrow

Perfect! Shrek always asks and that's how I answer.
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:18 PM   #4906
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Good one MrsLMB! There is a bar down in Warwick RI called "The Office"...."Honey? I'll be late tonight. Got stuck at the office....""
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Old 09-14-2013, 08:26 AM   #4907
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Old 09-14-2013, 10:51 AM   #4908
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Old 09-14-2013, 01:56 PM   #4909
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Good one MrsLMB! There is a bar down in Warwick RI called "The Office"...."Honey? I'll be late tonight. Got stuck at the office....""
That name is very popular all around the country. Fortunately, wives are wise to it. Another popular name is "The Red Light." I got hung up at a Red Light Honey.
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Old 09-14-2013, 02:21 PM   #4910
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One of my all-time favorites is a bar across the street from a hospital in my growing-up hometown: "The Recovery Room".
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Old 09-14-2013, 02:49 PM   #4911
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One of my all-time favorites is a bar across the street from a hospital in my growing-up hometown: "The Recovery Room".
Okay folks, looks like we have a theme going. Anyone else have a cute name for a barroom?
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"The Morning After."

"In Traffic."

"The Pink Elephant."

I have only been in one bar and some man became very ill and threw up.

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Old 09-14-2013, 03:20 PM   #4913
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"The Morning After."

"In Traffic."

"The Pink Elephant."

I have only been in one bar and some man became very ill and threw up.

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I like "In Traffic." "Honey, I got stuck in traffic." You could place a barroom at any location in Boston during rush hours and that name would be perfect right next to the road. In fact you could put your car in park, run in for a quick one and get back to your car and the traffic hasn't moved one inch.
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"BH Airlines."

I was traveling on BH Airlines with Papa in 2007 and the plane was very decrepit with the flying being very turbulent. He took many drinks in that flight!

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A bar not too far from here, "The Firm"
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Old 09-14-2013, 03:43 PM   #4917
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A bar not too far from here, "The Firm"
Maybe this is a solicitor agency? As of lawyers?

Or is it to do with being fit? If so, what about "The Flabby?"

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A bar not too far from here, "The Firm"
Honey, I am a member of "The Firm." I have to be there for the meeting.
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Okay folks, looks like we have a theme going. Anyone else have a cute name for a barroom?
There was one not far from where we used to live called "He's Not Here"
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