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Old 09-27-2013, 12:41 PM   #5001
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Is this true, Taxlady?
In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister
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Old 09-27-2013, 12:52 PM   #5002
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In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister


Years ago, German friends had a big wedding anniversary, and I wanted to decorate t shirts for them with the German equivalent of "Old Fart" and "Old Fart's Wife". (Well, I thought it was funny at the time....). Anyway, pre-internet, I couldn't find anyone to translate fart, finally asked the German couple, apparently it was something like firtzen. The t shirts turned out cute, though probably not grammatically correct.
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Old 09-27-2013, 02:04 PM   #5003
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http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/09/texts-from-my-cat/

This is some funny stuff.
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Old 09-27-2013, 08:14 PM   #5005
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Old 09-27-2013, 08:31 PM   #5006
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This is some funny stuff.
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:11 PM   #5007
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those were just plain hilarious...
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As much of a drama queen as Oscar is when we're late getting up to give him treats, I imagine that his texts would be similar...
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Okay, I caught my breath.

That's me.
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I guess that's better than having a boob tuck...and tucking those into your panty hose.
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Old 09-29-2013, 01:29 PM   #5013
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rofl!
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What kind of tea...
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You want a good giggle, find this movie Saving Grace (2000) - IMDb
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This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL

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This has happened to me more times than I care to admit LOL



How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab.
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How about when the browser crashes with 30 tabs open and restarts that session and there is music coming from more than one tab.
One day I counted 27 open tabs on rob's laptop... And he wonders why videos on youtube stutter and struggle to play. That doesn't count any other programs he might have open.
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