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Old 10-13-2013, 10:31 AM   #5101
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Old 10-13-2013, 12:40 PM   #5102
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Wonder if I could get Myrtle to lay an egg while riding on the Roomba...

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Old 10-14-2013, 10:51 AM   #5103
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Tim O`Rourke was walking his Irish Setter in the country side. He picked up a stick and threw it, the dog went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a different direction and the dog once again went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in another direction and it landed in a small lake. The dog went down to the water`s edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back.Well, Tim was astounded. He couldn`t believe what he had seen and threw stick in the lake again, and the dog once again walked across the water to bring the stick back. As he went into town, he promised that he would show his dog`s wonderful new trick to the first person he came across.Once in town the first person the dog owner came across was the town drunk Declan Dunphy. Tim dragged Declan to the lake to show him what his dog could do. Once again, the dog owner threw the stick into the small lake and the dog went to the water`s edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back to it`s owner.Once the drunk saw that, he turned to the dog owner and said; "Why that`s great, mister! But when are you going to teach your dog how to swim?"

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I love this one!
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Some pre-Halloween humor:


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Old 10-15-2013, 10:28 PM   #5111
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If you guys have time....this is the funniest.
A Funny Mexican Guy with Groucho Marx
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If you guys have time....this is the funniest.
A Funny Mexican Guy with Groucho Marx
Very funny .. thanks for the share !
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