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Old 11-04-2013, 02:00 PM   #5161
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Old 11-04-2013, 11:03 PM   #5162
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You did it again, Princess. I laughed out loud so hard my neigbor's must think I'm nuts. Maybe I am.
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Old 11-04-2013, 11:12 PM   #5163
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It about did me in...LOL!
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:36 PM   #5164
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Old 11-06-2013, 02:32 AM   #5165
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Old 11-06-2013, 10:53 AM   #5166
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Old 11-06-2013, 05:08 PM   #5168
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That looks like my scooter.
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Old 11-08-2013, 11:05 PM   #5169
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:21 AM   #5171
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Love these funnies!
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Old 11-09-2013, 03:33 AM   #5172
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These are always fun. LOL

I'm Noelle, the Jingling Dope Dealer. Pleased to meet you. LOL!
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Old 11-09-2013, 09:08 AM   #5173
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Umm. Maybe not so much.
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:40 AM   #5176
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If you feel overloaded with Work…

Immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) center and place order for any one or more of the following Antidotes:

1: Work Isolating Neutralizing Extract (WINE)

2: Radioactive Un-work Medicine (RUM)

3: Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER)

4: Vaccino Officio Depression Killing Antigen (VODKA)

This is issued in public interest by “Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association (BEWDA)
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Old 11-09-2013, 01:05 PM   #5177
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