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12-08-2013, 05:21 PM
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Executive Chef
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Location: Ohio
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12-08-2013, 05:26 PM
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#5322
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Executive Chef
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Location: North Carolina
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True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though 
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
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12-08-2013, 05:41 PM
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#5323
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bakechef
True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know. |
This cracked me up! Umm, awkward?
Very wise of you to tell everyone you know, Bakechef, cuz it's obviously gonna get out! Bummer that the pic didn't turn out.
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12-08-2013, 08:02 PM
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#5324
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Ogress Supreme
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Location: Wyoming
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bakechef
True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know. |
So you didn't holler out, "That'll cost each of you $10"?
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12-09-2013, 08:22 AM
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#5325
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Sous Chef
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Barrie, Ontario
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12-09-2013, 08:44 AM
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#5326
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Executive Chef
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Location: Ohio
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A classic Maxine on Christmas
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12-09-2013, 08:49 AM
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#5327
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Executive Chef
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Location: Ohio
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12-09-2013, 11:10 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Originally Posted by MrsLMB
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The cats have done a good job of training those dogs. Size of dog didn't seem to matter.
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12-09-2013, 11:15 PM
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#5329
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bakechef
True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know. |
I told this story to Stirling. I said, "I guess that's a good reason not to have that noise on the camera on the phone." He replied, "Or maybe a good reason to have it." So I asked him how he would feel if he was getting dressed and heard a camera. He replied, "Not nearly as bad as if someone was taking pictures and there wasn't that sound." 
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Robert A. Heinlein
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12-09-2013, 11:22 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
I told this story to Stirling. I said, "I guess that's a good reason not to have that noise on the camera on the phone." He replied, "Or maybe a good reason to have it." So I asked him how he would feel if he was getting dressed and heard a camera. He replied, "Not nearly as bad as if someone was taking pictures and there wasn't that sound." |
Now that's just plain creepy. Gimme the noise!
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12-10-2013, 12:41 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
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Unusual pet
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few more minutes, thinking about the situation and he decided to ask him one more time! This time, putting his face up against the centipede`s little house he shouted, HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?
A little voice came out of the box, “I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!” 
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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12-10-2013, 12:44 PM
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Head Chef
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Oh, Addie----- that centipede joke had me falling of my chair laughing. LOL
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12-10-2013, 01:35 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Location: East Boston, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cave76
Oh, Addie----- that centipede joke had me falling of my chair laughing. LOL
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You didn't see that punch line coming, did you!
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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12-10-2013, 04:55 PM
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#5334
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Executive Chef
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Location: Ohio
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12-10-2013, 05:26 PM
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#5335
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Addie
You didn't see that punch line coming, did you! |
That was a good 'un Addy.
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12-10-2013, 05:27 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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12-12-2013, 04:18 PM
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#5337
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Executive Chef
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12-12-2013, 04:19 PM
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Executive Chef
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Location: Ohio
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And then there is this one
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12-12-2013, 04:27 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
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Quit drinking !
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?”, asks the cop.
“I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now!”
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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12-13-2013, 09:26 AM
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#5340
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Executive Chef
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