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bakechef
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True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
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Dawgluver
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True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
This cracked me up! Umm, awkward?
Very wise of you to tell everyone you know, Bakechef, cuz it's obviously gonna get out!
Bummer that the pic didn't turn out.
OP
OP
True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
So you didn't holler out, "That'll cost each of you $10"?
Rocket_J_Dawg
Sous Chef
The cats have done a good job of training those dogs. Size of dog didn't seem to matter.
I told this story to Stirling. I said, "I guess that's a good reason not to have that noise on the camera on the phone." He replied, "Or maybe a good reason to have it." So I asked him how he would feel if he was getting dressed and heard a camera. He replied, "Not nearly as bad as if someone was taking pictures and there wasn't that sound."True Story
Last week I was in the gym locker room with lots of guys in various stages of dress. I took the phone out of my pocket and on the way out it snapped a picture, made the noise and set off the flash. Awkward!!!!
I may have to find a new gym....
Didn't get anything good though
It was so horribly awkward and hilarious that I've pretty much told everyone I know.
Dawgluver
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I told this story to Stirling. I said, "I guess that's a good reason not to have that noise on the camera on the phone." He replied, "Or maybe a good reason to have it." So I asked him how he would feel if he was getting dressed and heard a camera. He replied, "Not nearly as bad as if someone was taking pictures and there wasn't that sound."
Now that's just plain creepy. Gimme the noise!
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Unusual pet
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few more minutes, thinking about the situation and he decided to ask him one more time! This time, putting his face up against the centipede`s little house he shouted, HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?
A little voice came out of the box, “I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!”
This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, Would you like to go to Frank`s with me for a beer? But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few more minutes, thinking about the situation and he decided to ask him one more time! This time, putting his face up against the centipede`s little house he shouted, HEY, IN THERE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK`S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?
A little voice came out of the box, “I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I`M PUTTING ON MY SHOES!”
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Addie
Chef Extraordinaire
Quit drinking !
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?”, asks the cop.
“I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now!”
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?”, asks the cop.
“I`m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife. “I`m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they`re giving now!”
