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Old 12-18-2013, 09:59 PM   #5381
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Old 12-18-2013, 10:39 PM   #5383
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:33 PM   #5384
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Sixty-One points with the 35 point bonus for using all your letters!
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Old 12-18-2013, 11:58 PM   #5385
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True Thing:

New Shop in town "Gluten Free Prairie" they sell oats and things like that, it's owned by the Wheaton's...just saw the commercial.
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True Thing:

New Shop in town "Gluten Free Prairie" they sell oats and things like that, it's owned by the Wheaton's...just saw the commercial.
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Old 12-19-2013, 07:26 AM   #5387
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Old 12-20-2013, 04:39 PM   #5388
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I seem to have gotten this wrong. Of all the choices, I have a pet.

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Old 12-20-2013, 04:47 PM   #5389
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Old 12-20-2013, 05:28 PM   #5390
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That one's a killer, Taxy!
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Old 12-20-2013, 11:32 PM   #5391
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I seem to have gotten this wrong. Of all the choices, I have a pet.

I picked kids and pets years ago. That explains a lot about me. Sanity? What is that?
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Old 12-21-2013, 05:15 AM   #5393
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Old 12-21-2013, 03:05 PM   #5394
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Thank you for posting that PF. Very cool.
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Old 12-21-2013, 03:20 PM   #5396
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Thank you for posting that PF. Very cool.
Welcome, Shrek sent it to me.
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Old 12-21-2013, 03:37 PM   #5397
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his crotch.

The bartender says "hey buddy...you got a sterring wheel attached to your crotch"

The pirate replies "Arrrrrgh....it's drivin' me nuts"
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Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Mac. Cute!
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