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Old 01-11-2014, 01:19 PM   #5481
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For some reason, DH is always in the Dangerous zone:


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Old 01-11-2014, 02:11 PM   #5482
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Old 01-11-2014, 02:25 PM   #5483
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Yeah, nothing to do with hormones!
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:04 PM   #5484
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Yeah, nothing to do with hormones!
Gee, I thought the chart meant that which column the man chose would depend on his hormone levels.
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Old 01-11-2014, 06:32 PM   #5485
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Gee, I thought the chart meant that which column the man chose would depend on his hormone levels.
+ 1, I prefer your interpretation!
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You know my cat?
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This is also like Shreddy.

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Old 01-16-2014, 06:47 PM   #5492
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Oscar sits outside the bedroom door and howls if we happen to sleep past 9 am on the weekend, it's like he's going to die of starvation!
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Those could all be my cat also. Cats may all have unique personalities, but they also all have some rather distinct similarities.
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