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Old 02-01-2014, 08:09 PM   #5541
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Is there a name for when you derričre is higher than you head and feet?
Means you are in for an Endoscopy...of the Colon type.
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Old 02-02-2014, 04:26 PM   #5542
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LOL!!
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Old 02-03-2014, 02:31 AM   #5543
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Himself says if we could figure out how to make kielbasa cologne we'd be rich. I suppose we could also offer bacon bath gel?
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Old 02-03-2014, 03:53 AM   #5544
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Bacon Shampoo and conditioner. Did you go get your hair cut?
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Old 02-03-2014, 05:57 AM   #5545
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Old 02-03-2014, 10:06 AM   #5546
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Sorta frees up your life, right?
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Old 02-03-2014, 06:32 PM   #5548
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reminds me of the time people got all in snit and wanted to expel john lennon from the u.s. for suggesting that the beatles were more popular than jesus.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:42 PM   #5549
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reminds me of the time people got all in snit and wanted to expel john lennon from the u.s. for suggesting that the beatles were more popular than jesus.
I recall that, Vit.
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Old 02-03-2014, 09:43 PM   #5550
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:10 AM   #5551
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...Did you go get your hair cut?
Not yet. Waiting for the weather to get warmer. I figure the longer I wait the more I'll have to donate.
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Old 02-04-2014, 08:06 AM   #5552
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Not yet. Waiting for the weather to get warmer. I figure the longer I wait the more I'll have to donate.
That's true! I'm having to start wearing mine with a headband to pull it back. Soon, I'll have to wear it in a ponytail.
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Taxlady---- that 'backsides' joke is already on it's way to many of my friends! LOL
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Old 02-07-2014, 01:51 PM   #5555
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This cracked me up:
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Killed me watching the poor guy bashing the arm....
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Old 02-08-2014, 01:51 AM   #5558
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Drinking an IBC will never be the same.
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This made me chuckle.

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That's brilliant Aunt Bea.
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