Somebunny
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The friendliest place on the web for anyone that enjoys cooking.
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Yup, must be a good spot, since so many cats seem to like it. 
Addie
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I use paper plates but no plastic. But I do have glass bowls for mixing, etc. I hate plastic anything. I hunted high and low to find Ace rattail combs. They are made from hard rubber. I finally found them on Amazon and ordered them. They came five to a pack. But I only need one or two. But I ordered them and was only to happy to pay for shipping. I HATE plastic.
Somebunny
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That is absolutely true! I'm the "Pied Piper" of the village and have dogs following me everywhere. Facility dogs have started bringing in friends (visitors dogs).
Especially for the Canadians.
Heard in a Rick Mercer Report video: Rick asked his guest if she had any tattoos. Jann Arden replied, "I have one of Canada on my bum. Every time I fart, Quebec separates."
Heard in a Rick Mercer Report video: Rick asked his guest if she had any tattoos. Jann Arden replied, "I have one of Canada on my bum. Every time I fart, Quebec separates."
Good one MrsLMB.
One Word - 2 Meanings
Two Meanings for One Word
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male….. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
Two Meanings for One Word
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male….. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
GotGarlic
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That one cracks me up...it's what my floor looks like, only more.
bacon seeds
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