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Old 03-02-2014, 12:37 PM   #5641
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Old 03-02-2014, 01:09 PM   #5642
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Yup, must be a good spot, since so many cats seem to like it.
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Old 03-03-2014, 02:33 AM   #5643
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I have friends that use paper plates and plastic utensils. They have a nice dishwasher, they keep their house quite tidy, I have no idea why they have an aversion to washing dishes.
I use paper plates but no plastic. But I do have glass bowls for mixing, etc. I hate plastic anything. I hunted high and low to find Ace rattail combs. They are made from hard rubber. I finally found them on Amazon and ordered them. They came five to a pack. But I only need one or two. But I ordered them and was only to happy to pay for shipping. I HATE plastic.
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Old 03-04-2014, 02:12 AM   #5645
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Old 03-04-2014, 06:49 AM   #5647
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That is absolutely true! I'm the "Pied Piper" of the village and have dogs following me everywhere. Facility dogs have started bringing in friends (visitors dogs).
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Especially for the Canadians.

Heard in a Rick Mercer Report video: Rick asked his guest if she had any tattoos. Jann Arden replied, "I have one of Canada on my bum. Every time I fart, Quebec separates."
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Good one MrsLMB.
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One Word - 2 Meanings

Two Meanings for One Word

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n

Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male….. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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LOL ----- love them! And so true. My favorite?---- Communication!


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Two Meanings for One Word

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male….. Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n

Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female…. An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male….. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Old 03-06-2014, 10:47 AM   #5654
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Her Side, His Side

Funny Jokes : Her Side/His Side
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Old 03-06-2014, 02:32 PM   #5655
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This cracked me up

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That one cracks me up...it's what my floor looks like, only more.
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