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Old 06-14-2012, 09:03 AM   #561
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And that's when I lawyered up...
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Old 06-14-2012, 09:34 AM   #562
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Lol! The dwarf had it coming. Who is happy about being rear ended??
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Old 06-14-2012, 05:56 PM   #563
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This is a long one, unknown origins, supposedly true story. Even if it's not true, something like this could easily happen, because the actions described are consistent with how deer are known to act when they are cornered. Heard this story many years ago and just recently came across it again. Definitely worth the read IMO :)
I sent this story on to Mom, she said it made her pee her pants! I owe her a chair cushion.
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Old 06-14-2012, 07:46 PM   #564
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I sent this story on to Mom, she said it made her pee her pants! I owe her a chair cushion.
That's why I got leather upholstery in my car.
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Old 06-15-2012, 12:30 AM   #566
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Where'd you get the pic of Shrek trying to eat?

Poor little guy, didn't want to hurt his friend.
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Old 06-15-2012, 03:55 PM   #567
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Old 06-16-2012, 01:11 AM   #568
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Old 06-16-2012, 02:14 AM   #569
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I love it.
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Old 06-16-2012, 02:15 AM   #570
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
You can dress her up, but you can't take her any where.
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Old 06-16-2012, 03:03 AM   #571
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Oh my gosh! I have to steal this! So funny!
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Old 06-16-2012, 04:42 AM   #572
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
I'm stealing this!
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:34 PM   #574
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[QUOTE=TATTRAT;1149889]The story of my life--open the door...close the door...open the door...close the door...I'm well trained.
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Old 06-16-2012, 10:54 PM   #575
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ROFL!
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
ROFL!
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Old 06-16-2012, 11:11 PM   #577
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I had Shrek going with this one.
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:03 AM   #578
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:05 AM   #579
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ROTFLMAO!
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:06 AM   #580
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My cousin posted this on FB after I posted the "birth announcement" for the chicks:
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