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06-14-2012, 09:03 AM
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And that's when I lawyered up...
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06-14-2012, 09:34 AM
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Duluth, MN
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Originally Posted by CWS4322
And that's when I lawyered up...
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Lol! The dwarf had it coming. Who is happy about being rear ended??
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06-14-2012, 05:56 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
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Originally Posted by Skittle68
This is a long one, unknown origins, supposedly true story. Even if it's not true, something like this could easily happen, because the actions described are consistent with how deer are known to act when they are cornered. Heard this story many years ago and just recently came across it again. Definitely worth the read IMO :)
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I sent this story on to Mom, she said it made her pee her pants! I owe her a chair cushion.
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-14-2012, 07:46 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
I sent this story on to Mom, she said it made her pee her pants! I owe her a chair cushion.
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That's why I got leather upholstery in my car.  
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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06-14-2012, 08:11 PM
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bermuda Native in D.C./NoVA
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06-15-2012, 12:30 AM
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Ogress Supreme
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Location: Wyoming
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Where'd you get the pic of Shrek trying to eat?
Poor little guy, didn't want to hurt his friend.
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-15-2012, 03:55 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: DeSoto, MO USA
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06-16-2012, 01:11 AM
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There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-16-2012, 02:14 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Originally Posted by Cindercat
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I love it.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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06-16-2012, 02:15 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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You can dress her up, but you can't take her any where.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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06-16-2012, 03:03 AM
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Traveling Welcome Wagon
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere, US
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Oh my gosh! I have to steal this! So funny!
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06-16-2012, 04:42 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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 I'm stealing this!
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06-16-2012, 02:57 PM
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bermuda Native in D.C./NoVA
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06-16-2012, 07:34 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
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06-16-2012, 10:54 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Location: Wyoming
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ROFL!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-16-2012, 11:01 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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ROFL!
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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06-16-2012, 11:11 PM
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Location: Wyoming
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I had Shrek going with this one.
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-17-2012, 05:03 AM
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Ogress Supreme
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Location: Wyoming
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lol
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-17-2012, 07:05 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
lol
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ROTFLMAO!
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06-17-2012, 07:06 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
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My cousin posted this on FB after I posted the "birth announcement" for the chicks:
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