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Sung to the tune of "These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataract, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses.
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.​
 
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I have two ice trays somewhere. But not in the freezer. They may still be in their wrap from when I bought them. I should dig them out. :angel:
 
That's life at our daughter's place. I absolutely love our refrigerator ice maker, especially in weather like this summer's. Alas, she rents and has what she has.
 
I'm lucky that there's a large ice maker downstairs in the community room. If I need ice, I just take a zip bag downstairs and fill it up.

No more ice trays taking up valuable room in my freezer. I rarely use ice as I don't like my beverages watered down.
 
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