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Old 07-12-2014, 06:09 AM   #6001
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Not to mention a shoulder injury. LOL!
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Old 07-12-2014, 10:35 AM   #6003
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Not to mention a shoulder injury. LOL!
For which one. The victim or the old lady!
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For the slapper...
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Ever wonder what to do with all those beer bottles left after a great party?

Well these guys have the answer !!

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That was cool.
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Old 07-13-2014, 08:59 AM   #6007
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That was quite a pleasant surprise.
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That was great, MrsLMB!
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I kinda wish it *was* contagious
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That's too cute GG.
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:31 AM   #6011
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Aw, I want kitten pox!!
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Old 07-14-2014, 01:31 AM   #6012
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Ever wonder what to do with all those beer bottles left after a great party?

Well these guys have the answer !!
Well that was kinda like the book "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie..." After this one I had to watch "Under the Sea" and then "Walking on Sunshine". Had to stop before I developed an addiction! So cute!
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Great story!

I was talking to one of my flea market buddies yesterday and he told me that when he was a kid he and his friends would go to the corner grocery store to buy an ice cold root beer for a nickle a bottle. The grocer did not charge them the additional two cent deposit if they drank it out on the front porch and returned the bottle when they had finished. He told me he used to dawdle around until the grocer was busy and then take off with his bottle! A few days later he would go back, return the bottle to the grocer's wife and she would give him two cents credit on his purchase that day.

I bet the grocer and his wife got plenty of chuckles over this scam!

I miss those little corner grocery stores. We did all of our shopping in one until the early 70's.
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I love Walter, he's such a grump!
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