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Old 07-15-2014, 01:55 AM   #6021
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I love Walter, he's such a grump!
I enjoy Jeff Dunham's humor!

Alright, just stating up front this is NOT a political statement. Just a visual comparison. And you have to admit there is a resemblance...

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Old 07-15-2014, 02:10 AM   #6022
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If you like parody songs, you need to "meet" Tim Hawkins. Like Weird Al, he uses a familiar song and writes his own words. One of my favorites:

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Old 07-15-2014, 04:18 AM   #6023
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Wink

The host proudly boasted "I've been cooking for 15 years...."

The guest replied "It should be done by now then..."
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:44 AM   #6024
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Two Lawyers

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

“Look,” said one to the other, “let's be honest with each other.”

“Okay, you first,” replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:54 AM   #6026
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absolutely!
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:56 PM   #6027
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A society matron threw an elaborate dinner for her close friends. Everything was going smoothly until her head cook called her back to the kitchen in a panic and exclaimed "I have run out of Tapioca for the pudding!" The lady took a quick look in the pantry and spied a box of loose birdshot. "Just throw this in" she instructed, "they've all had too much wine to know the difference." The next day the hostess began to phone her guests out of guilt to confess. On her first call, she confessed "I put buckshot in the tapioca pudding." Her guest answered "I was just about to call you to apologize as well. Last night, after dinner, I bent over to tie my shoe and shot your cat."
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Old 07-15-2014, 02:17 PM   #6028
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Go squirrel!

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Old 07-15-2014, 06:10 PM   #6029
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Thanks, Taxy! That was great.
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:16 PM   #6030
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Thanks, Taxy! That was great.
I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:23 PM   #6031
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I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.

I wonder why the squirrel didn't just climb the pole where the food is instead of running the maze.
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Old 07-15-2014, 07:30 PM   #6032
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I wonder why the squirrel didn't just climb the pole where the food is instead of running the maze.
I would imagine they have really good baffles on that pole. On the other hand, the squirrel may just be having fun.
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Old 07-15-2014, 09:39 PM   #6033
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I especially liked how well the video matched the music.
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Old 07-15-2014, 11:08 PM   #6034
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It was a sunny and pleasant Saturday morning. The wife was in the house doing her spring cleaning. The husband decided to go out and work on the motor in his car giving it a tune up. He takes different parts out, cleans them and then puts them back, going on to the rest of the motor. Finally he's working on the last part and is putting it back in. He has the last screw in his hand and the screwdriver slips and makes a nasty gouge right across his hand. There is blood everywhere.

The moral of the story?

You can get blood out of a tune up!.

I am running as fast as my short legs will go.
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Old 07-16-2014, 02:04 AM   #6035
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I'm glad you liked it.

It's a wild squirrel. They started with just one obstacle and kept adding as the squirrel learned the new obstacles.
I don't know what amazes me more, the fact that the squirrel actually mastered that course or that humans put that much time and work into building it! Cute video taxy, thanks!
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After watching Mission Impossible Squirrel, I was intrigued by a video at the end. While it is NOT funny, it is very heart warming. It is an hour long and I watched the whole thing:

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Old 07-16-2014, 09:37 AM   #6037
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Huge cute factor!
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/cute-kitten-reflexes/
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Old 07-16-2014, 09:56 AM   #6038
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I've seen it before, but yes, huge cute factor.
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Old 07-16-2014, 10:40 AM   #6039
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For those who care, this is funny.

For those who don't, this is instructional.


Weird Al airs all his grammar grievances in hilarious spoof of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" | 22 Words
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For those who care, this is funny.

For those who don't, this is instructional.


Weird Al airs all his grammar grievances in hilarious spoof of Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" | 22 Words
It's been all over FaceBook this morning. I love it.
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