Today's Funny

[GotGarlic]

Girl reciting a nursery rhyme....

(Since this is a UK nursery rhyme... it goes:-
'Mary, Mary quite contrary')


"Mary, mary quiet and hairy..."

We grew up with it here, too.

 

[creative]

We grew up with it here, too.

Ah...then you might like another one I heard a child recite.

"Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffet,
eating her curtain away..."

 

[GotGarlic]

LOL!

 

[taxlady]

Creative. Kids do come up with some good ones, don't they?

 

[chiklitmanfan]

Hi diddle-diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon..........and ripped her bag.

 

[chiklitmanfan]

Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said "Hey lady, whatcha got in the bowl??"

 

[chiklitmanfan]

I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to the earth I know not where
Lose more (^&%#@#!! arrows that way....

 

[Dawgluver]

This gave me a chuckle:
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[taxlady]

This gave me a chuckle:
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[Aunt Bea]

This gave me a chuckle:
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Sounds like Rose talking to Charlie on Two and a Half Men.

 

[TATTRAT]

Jack wasn't nimble,
Jack wasn't quick.
He sat on a candle,
and burnt his corduroys.

 

[TATTRAT]

 

[Cooking Goddess]

That's hilarious TAT! Our son has a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders. He's better not prank her that way - she's sporting a serious cast on her leg right now.

 

[creative]

"Laughter is the best medicine....unless you have diabetes - then it's insulin!"

 

[bakechef]

I'll just leave this here...

Simply Genius Shower thoughts with Nick Offerman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK34L4-qaDQ&list=PLSKUhDnoJjYmssyvYJQ6ioYaYYOFWPSGj

 

[PrincessFiona60]

ROFL!!!

 

[taxlady]

 

[GotGarlic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tODvS_TahbU

 

[taxlady]

That was hilarious GG. Those dogs weren't doing that by accident. They were concentrating and looking to see that they got it right.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Protecting their eyes and noses...