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Old 08-25-2014, 07:08 AM   #6141
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Girl reciting a nursery rhyme....

(Since this is a UK nursery rhyme... it goes:-
'Mary, Mary quite contrary')


"Mary, mary quiet and hairy..."
We grew up with it here, too.
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:18 AM   #6142
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We grew up with it here, too.
Ah...then you might like another one I heard a child recite.

"Little Miss Muffett, sat on a tuffet,
eating her curtain away..."
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:36 AM   #6143
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Old 08-25-2014, 09:58 AM   #6144
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Creative. Kids do come up with some good ones, don't they?
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Old 08-26-2014, 01:44 PM   #6145
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Hi diddle-diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon..........and ripped her bag.
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Old 08-26-2014, 01:47 PM   #6146
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Little Miss Muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said "Hey lady, whatcha got in the bowl??"
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Old 08-26-2014, 01:49 PM   #6147
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I shot an arrow into the air
It fell to the earth I know not where
Lose more (^&%#@#!! arrows that way....
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:22 AM   #6148
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This gave me a chuckle:
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Old 08-28-2014, 12:37 AM   #6149
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Old 08-28-2014, 02:46 AM   #6150
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Sounds like Rose talking to Charlie on Two and a Half Men.
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Old 08-30-2014, 11:32 AM   #6151
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Jack wasn't nimble,
Jack wasn't quick.
He sat on a candle,
and burnt his corduroys.
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Old 08-30-2014, 04:54 PM   #6153
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That's hilarious TAT! Our son has a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders. He's better not prank her that way - she's sporting a serious cast on her leg right now.
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Old 08-30-2014, 06:23 PM   #6154
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I'll just leave this here...

Simply Genius Shower thoughts with Nick Offerman
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Old 08-31-2014, 04:31 PM   #6156
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That was hilarious GG. Those dogs weren't doing that by accident. They were concentrating and looking to see that they got it right.
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