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Old 09-22-2014, 01:07 AM   #6281
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god bless you, addie.

ach, you should be the face of the song "mother machree".



cho: Sure, I love the dear silver
That shines in your hair,
And the brow that's all furrowed,
And wrinkled with care.
I kiss the dear fingers,
So toil-worn for me,
Oh, God bless you and keep you,
Mother Machree.

but seriously, god bless you, dear, from me.
go on, an' get on yer big glasses, now.
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Old 09-22-2014, 01:12 AM   #6282
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god bless you, addie.

ach, you should be the face of the song "mother machree".



cho: Sure, I love the dear silver
That shines in your hair,
And the brow that's all furrowed,
And wrinkled with care.
I kiss the dear fingers,
So toil-worn for me,
Oh, God bless you and keep you,
Mother Machree.

but seriously, god bless you, dear, from me.
go on, an' get on yer big glasses, now.
Thank you bt. I just keep plugging along. Now if I could just learn to stop worrying and doing so much for my kids and start doing for me....
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Old 09-28-2014, 10:44 PM   #6283
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:11 AM   #6284
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:35 AM   #6285
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Mere cat? As if a cat would ever utter such blasphemy! Cute though.
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Old 09-30-2014, 12:09 PM   #6286
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Old 09-30-2014, 03:55 PM   #6287
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Mere cat? As if a cat would ever utter such blasphemy! Cute though.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:28 PM   #6288
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Old 10-01-2014, 09:57 PM   #6289
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On the same note, Stirling posted this on FB:

I had no idea just how much stress rum could cause! As I work to reduce the rum in the house, I find that stress levels are falling rapidly!
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Old 10-01-2014, 10:55 PM   #6290
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On the same note, Stirling posted this on FB:

I had no idea just how much stress rum could cause! As I work to reduce the rum in the house, I find that stress levels are falling rapidly!
I might have to try that.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:11 PM   #6291
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:12 PM   #6292
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I don't need one THAT bad.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:20 PM   #6293
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:42 PM   #6294
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Now that's creepy.
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:05 PM   #6295
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May have posted this before, but it still cracks me up:


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Old 10-07-2014, 05:33 AM   #6296
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Old 10-07-2014, 09:21 AM   #6297
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A couple weeks ago, I was taking a dish to a master gardeners meeting and DH took it out to the car for me. This is what I saw when I got in.
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Old 10-07-2014, 09:34 AM   #6298
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Very clever. My rule is to never carry food on a car seat because the worst thing you can imagine will happen. We either put the pot on the floor of the front seat (more level) or in the trunk in the cargo net.
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Very clever. My rule is to never carry food on a car seat because the worst thing you can imagine will happen. We either put the pot on the floor of the front seat (more level) or in the trunk in the cargo net.
Yes, I usually follow that rule, too. This pot wasn't full enough to worry about; it had meatballs in sauce, but the sauce was only about an inch deep. Made me smile, though
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Yes, I usually follow that rule, too. This pot wasn't full enough to worry about; it had meatballs in sauce, but the sauce was only about an inch deep. Made me smile, though
It's important to protect precious cargo.
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