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Old 10-28-2014, 11:12 PM   #6401
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Old 10-29-2014, 05:24 AM   #6402
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It took me a minute!

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Old 10-29-2014, 06:43 AM   #6403
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That reminded me of a one liner by Stewart Francis...

“I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.”
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Old 10-29-2014, 08:10 AM   #6404
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It took me a minute!

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Once the music from the 70's is stuck in your brain...it never leaves.
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Old 10-29-2014, 11:37 AM   #6405
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Old 10-29-2014, 11:43 AM   #6406
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Lol, k'girl! Reminds me of Aunt Bea's coffee cartoon
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Old 10-29-2014, 12:13 PM   #6407
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... or when said Women says to her husband,

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Old 10-29-2014, 01:08 PM   #6408
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Old 10-29-2014, 10:40 PM   #6409
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I was going to put this in my will, but 'twould be too late by then...
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Old 10-30-2014, 12:03 AM   #6410
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A friend of The Pirate's had the unpleasant duty of deciding to unplug his father's life support. The family were all around his bed and had said their goodbye's. But the father fooled them all. He lived.

When he was released to go home, he told his son, then next time he goes into the hospital, he was going to get a restraining order against him first. True story.
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Old 10-31-2014, 01:16 PM   #6411
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Old 10-31-2014, 06:38 PM   #6412
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Old 10-31-2014, 10:25 PM   #6413
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Old 11-01-2014, 04:57 PM   #6415
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Old 11-01-2014, 05:20 PM   #6416
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Old 11-04-2014, 04:13 PM   #6417
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Old 11-11-2014, 09:42 PM   #6418
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So true...

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Old 11-13-2014, 01:36 PM   #6420
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This subject came up in the Stray Thoughts thread, but I thought this would be a better place for it.

Hilarious!

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