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Old 01-01-2015, 03:05 PM   #6481
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LOL! I can't understand why Bella is so insistent on getting attention and scritches when I'm in the bathroom but not while I'm lazing in bed! Maybe that explains it!
Both cats have wrecked the carpet outside the bathroom door, heaven forbid I go in there on my own.

No such thing as a shy bladder when you have cats...
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Old 01-02-2015, 02:56 PM   #6482
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Yup.Attachment 22448
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:08 PM   #6483
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Me too, Dawg. At least I'm wearing more clothing. ;-)
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Old 01-02-2015, 03:13 PM   #6484
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Me too, CG!
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Old 01-02-2015, 04:22 PM   #6485
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Whew, it's not just me! But I wear more clothing, too. At least till late spring
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:01 PM   #6486
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I have socks on, do those count as one or two?
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Old 01-02-2015, 11:06 PM   #6487
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Two. I'm dressed more like the dinosaur, but with fleece pants...
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Old 01-03-2015, 01:27 AM   #6488
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I disagree. A pair of socks would be singular. Unless you only had one sock on.. uh, wait a minute...
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Old 01-03-2015, 02:10 AM   #6489
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So, it doesn't frighten anyone that I'm sitting around in my underwear and socks....
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Old 01-03-2015, 04:20 AM   #6490
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So, it doesn't frighten anyone that I'm sitting around in my underwear and socks....
Doesn't scare me.

I grew up in a house where everyone sat around in their underwear before every major event. Suits and dresses went on at the last minute so you didn't get wrinkled or dirty before you left the house. We still laugh about it when we get together.

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Old 01-03-2015, 09:58 AM   #6491
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So, it doesn't frighten anyone that I'm sitting around in my underwear and socks....

Sounds to me like you're overdressed!
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Old 01-03-2015, 12:25 PM   #6492
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Should just be socks, right?

Love the picture Aunt Bea! Underwear was always fully dressed at home, too. Luckily, as a kid I understood "at home" and "not at home".
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Dang. They caught me:
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That somehow reminded me of another joke...

Using a feather to get turned on is called erotic.....using the whole chicken is perverted!
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Old 01-06-2015, 10:08 AM   #6498
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Now who woke that poor dog up in order to dress him like that? Very cute!
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Now who woke that poor dog up in order to dress him like that? Very cute!
Definitely not a morning dog!
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LOVE it, Aunt Bea!
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