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06-25-2012, 08:15 PM
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The Dude Abides
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Bermuda Native in D.C./NoVA
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They found my picture...
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LOL, I love these!
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06-26-2012, 12:28 AM
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#642
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Ogress Supreme
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Location: Wyoming
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I have hundreds of them...
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-26-2012, 01:13 AM
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Blaine, Washington
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Originally Posted by taxlady
At one time I had three cats and a Siberian husky. One of the cats was born fat and really stupid. His name was Dumbshit. He used to get in the big bag of dog food and eat. Never caught him doing it, but I found the cat hair.
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Lmao Taxlady! What a name! My cat whom we sadly just lost was named Bozo Kitty by DH 22 years ago. I had to start calling her BK, because I couldn't face telling the Vet her real name. :)
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06-26-2012, 06:26 AM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
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Every Friday my kids brought home their Weekly Reader. On the back was always a couple of jokes. The following was one of them The most inane, stupid joke. It sent me and my sister into gales of laughter. For years anyone mention the word 'cow' and it would start all over again. It just struck us as hilarious. It goes like this:
First friend: Look at that bunch of cows.
Second friend: Nooo. A herd of cows.
First friend: Of course I have heard of cows.
Second friend: Noooo. A cow herd.
First friend: What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets from a cow.
Has anyone been talking to the cows lately?
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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06-26-2012, 09:15 AM
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Certified/Certifiable
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: USA,Michigan
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Originally Posted by Addie
Every Friday my kids brought home their Weekly Reader. On the back was always a couple of jokes. The following was one of them The most inane, stupid joke. It sent me and my sister into gales of laughter. For years anyone mention the word 'cow' and it would start all over again. It just struck us as hilarious. It goes like this:
First friend: Look at that bunch of cows.
Second friend: Nooo. A herd of cows.
First friend: Of course I have heard of cows.
Second friend: Noooo. A cow herd.
First friend: What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets from a cow.
Has anyone been talking to the cows lately?
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Who's on second?
Seeeeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
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Check out my blog for the friendliest cooking instruction on the net. Go ahead. You know you want to.  - https://gwnorthsfamilycookin.wordpress.com/
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06-26-2012, 01:34 PM
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Head Chef
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06-26-2012, 01:43 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
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Originally Posted by PattY1
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That is a good one!!! 
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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06-26-2012, 02:42 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-26-2012, 02:50 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-26-2012, 03:18 PM
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Traveling Welcome Wagon
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Somewhere, US
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Chocolate! (Sorry for fuzzy quality on the one picture).
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06-26-2012, 03:51 PM
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Ogress Supreme
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Oh so true! LOL!!! Leftover chocolate!!!
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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06-26-2012, 04:46 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Join Date: Apr 2011
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Yes indeed... 
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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06-26-2012, 04:47 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Originally Posted by Barbara L
Chocolate! (Sorry for fuzzy quality on the one picture).
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Leftover chocolate? Never heard of it.
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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06-26-2012, 06:21 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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From Joy of Cooking, "CHAMPAGNE SAUCE
"Not every householder has to worry about what to do with leftover champagne, but should this appalling dilemma be yours, there is no better way than this to solve it and make a light but rich sauce for fish or chicken."
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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06-26-2012, 06:24 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Originally Posted by taxlady
From Joy of Cooking, "CHAMPAGNE SAUCE
"Not every householder has to worry about what to do with leftover champagne, but should this appalling dilemma be yours, there is no better way than this to solve it and make a light but rich sauce for fish or chicken."
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Something else I can't imagine, leftover champagne!
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06-26-2012, 07:03 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Originally Posted by Dawgluver
Something else I can't imagine, leftover champagne!
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I don't think the authors of Joy of Cooking could imagine it either.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
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06-26-2012, 07:13 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Somebunny
Lmao Taxlady! What a name! My cat whom we sadly just lost was named Bozo Kitty by DH 22 years ago. I had to start calling her BK, because I couldn't face telling the Vet her real name. :)
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Dumbshit was born into a very stupid family. His mum was stupid; his dad was stupid; and all but one of his siblings were stupid.
His mother's name was Elizabeth (nickname: Lizzy Biz). So, my friend gave all the kittens names from the English royal family. Dumbshit was born with rolls of fat, so he was called Henry. We had a friend named Henry. We thought it would be really insulting for the cat to have the same name, so we changed it. He was the dumbest of the litter. I also got his sister, the runt of the litter. So, she didn't get a royal family name. She was so tiny she was named, "Musaraigne", French for shrew. It got changed to Musmus. She got all the brains that all the other members of that family didn't have. She got to about 5 lbs as an adult and was the most adorable shenanicat.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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06-26-2012, 08:14 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Dawgluver
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Me either
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All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt
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06-26-2012, 08:41 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
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Originally Posted by taxlady
Dumbshit was born into a very stupid family. His mum was stupid; his dad was stupid; and all but one of his siblings were stupid.
His mother's name was Elizabeth (nickname: Lizzy Biz). So, my friend gave all the kittens names from the English royal family. Dumbshit was born with rolls of fat, so he was called Henry. We had a friend named Henry. We thought it would be really insulting for the cat to have the same name, so we changed it. He was the dumbest of the litter. I also got his sister, the runt of the litter. So, she didn't get a royal family name. She was so tiny she was named, "Musaraigne", French for shrew. It got changed to Musmus. She got all the brains that all the other members of that family didn't have. She got to about 5 lbs as an adult and was the most adorable shenanicat.
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ROFL! Aww. Poor little DS. What was his name on his medical records?
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06-26-2012, 08:42 PM
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Traveling Welcome Wagon
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