"Discover Cooking, Discuss Life."

Go Back   Discuss Cooking - Cooking Forums > The Back Porch > Jokes and Games
Click Here to Login
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 
Old 03-16-2015, 01:50 AM   #6641
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Addie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
Of course I thought of CWS and her girls as soon as I saw this today:

Of course. They always talk amongst themselves.
__________________
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
Addie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2015, 06:57 AM   #6642
Chef Extraordinaire
 
CWS4322's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
Posts: 13,466
Quote:
Originally Posted by Addie View Post
Of course. They always talk amongst themselves.
Cute.
__________________
I've got OCD--Obsessive Chicken Disorder!
https://www.discusscooking.com/forums...les-76125.html
CWS4322 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-16-2015, 06:58 AM   #6643
Chef Extraordinaire
 
CWS4322's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Rural Ottawa, Ontario
Posts: 13,466
For the cat people...
__________________
I've got OCD--Obsessive Chicken Disorder!
https://www.discusscooking.com/forums...les-76125.html
CWS4322 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2015, 06:07 PM   #6644
Master Chef
 
Aunt Bea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: near Mount Pilot
Posts: 7,579
Aunt Bea is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-19-2015, 06:34 PM   #6645
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Good one Aunt Bea.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2015, 01:38 AM   #6646
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Cooking Goddess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
Quote:
Originally Posted by Aunt Bea View Post
And now I have "Dueling Earworms". Thanks.
__________________
“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter

"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
Cooking Goddess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2015, 07:28 AM   #6647
Ogress Supreme
 
PrincessFiona60's Avatar
Site Administrator
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,649
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
And now I have "Dueling Earworms". Thanks.
__________________
“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
PrincessFiona60 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-20-2015, 09:04 AM   #6648
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
And now I have "Dueling Earworms". Thanks.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2015, 10:44 AM   #6649
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
A friend shared this on FaceBook:

__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-21-2015, 02:46 PM   #6650
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Addie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
And I thought they joined because they like how they looked in a uniform. They looked at all the uniforms available and didn't like the ones from the County Jail.
__________________
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
Addie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2015, 05:33 PM   #6651
Master Chef
 
Aunt Bea's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: near Mount Pilot
Posts: 7,579
Aunt Bea is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2015, 10:17 PM   #6652
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Saw this and it made me laugh.



It's from 21 Best Animal Parenting Photos That Will Make You Say 'Awww' - brainjet.com Be forewarned, it plays music and I couldn't find an off switch.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-22-2015, 11:31 PM   #6653
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Addie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
I love the supermarket one.
__________________
Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
Addie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 12:04 AM   #6654
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Cooking Goddess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady View Post
Saw this and it made me laugh.

...
Since I have a touch of Monk in me, I counted legs. Nine legs. Hmmm. BTW, cute pic, taxy! So glad you're back here with us!
__________________
“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter

"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
Cooking Goddess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 12:08 AM   #6655
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
Since I have a touch of Monk in me, I counted legs. Nine legs. Hmmm. BTW, cute pic, taxy! So glad you're back here with us!
I counted nine legs too, twice. I guess someone is standing on one leg, like a stork.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 12:11 AM   #6656
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady View Post
I counted nine legs too, twice. I guess someone is standing on one leg, like a stork.
Nope, that second leg from the left is two legs, one behind the other.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 12:15 AM   #6657
Chef Extraordinaire
 
Cooking Goddess's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,227
Or...one of them is a 3-legged bird. Gets to run THAT race all by himself!

OK, getting punchy. Time for me to go to bed.
__________________
“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter

"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
Cooking Goddess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 07:52 AM   #6658
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
Or...one of them is a 3-legged bird. Gets to run THAT race all by himself!

OK, getting punchy. Time for me to go to bed.
I hope you had a good sleep.

Look at the top of the second leg. That's where I see a bit of another one.
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 08:01 AM   #6659
Chef Extraordinaire
 
taxlady's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,992
Send a message via Skype™ to taxlady
__________________
May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
taxlady is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-23-2015, 08:54 AM   #6660
Certified Pretend Chef
 
Andy M.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,432
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cooking Goddess View Post
Or...one of them is a 3-legged bird. Gets to run THAT race all by himself!

OK, getting punchy. Time for me to go to bed.

Mommy bird loves them all the same, one leg or two.
__________________
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
Andy M. is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:18 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 4
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.