Today's Funny

[taxlady]

 

[Dawgluver]

Oh fer Pete's sake: http://distractify.com/beth-buczynski/white-things-overheard-at-whole-foods/

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Those were pathetically funny, Dawg. And now I have yet ANOTHER website on which to waste way too much time.

 

[Dawgluver]

:sigh: I know!

 

[medtran49]

Taxy, that is just like a cat! They are ALWAYS in the know and right.

 

[ardchoille]

Couldn't resist posting:

 

[GotGarlic]

Couldn't resist posting:

 

[taxlady]

I don't get it.

 

[Dawgluver]

Taxy, I thought it was just me. I don't get it either.

 

[GotGarlic]

Maybe this will help:

 

[Dawgluver]

Ah, now I get it! Thanks GG!

 

[taxlady]

Ah, now I get it! Thanks GG!

ditto

 

[ardchoille]

Sorry about that,folks, must be the geek in me that sees things differently

 

[Dawgluver]

No problem. Taxy and I are both pretty geeky too. As is GG! She figured it out and explained it perfectly.

 

[Dawgluver]

Bad image. Next post...

 

[Dawgluver]

Hmm. I need a microscope to read that. Let's try again.View attachment 22875

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Maybe this will help:

It's more likely than not most of you would have seen one of these over your lifetime:

My Mom had a lot of fun with her "Newton's Cradle"...for a while. Then I drove her nuts with "look at THIS Mom!" over and over and over...

 

[Aunt Bea]

Hmm. I need a microscope to read that. Let's try again.View attachment 22875

I got a kick out of 13 and 15, 16 wasn't bad either!

13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Final thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

 

[ardchoille]

Hmm. I need a microscope to read that. Let's try again.View attachment 22875

I liked them all, I got to number 16.. and laughed out loud

 

[Addie]

I got a kick out of 13 and 15, 16 wasn't bad either!

13. A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Final thought for the day: Men are like fine wine.. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

#1 was sound advice! That one cracked me up.

Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.