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Old 12-08-2015, 05:01 AM   #7061
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love said to me, "There's a dog inside of our tree."
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Old 12-10-2015, 02:23 PM   #7062
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That's so cute, GG.
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Old 12-10-2015, 09:26 PM   #7064
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I love that GG. I know the feeling so well.

Pirate subscribes to a site that shows stupid things people say. Here is a recent one that has me still shaking my head.

"Hunters should just go to the supermarket where the meat is made and no animals are hurt."
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Old 12-11-2015, 09:22 AM   #7065
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Plus however many GG. That's adorable.

DG, I saw that picture and just busted out laughing cause that is something I could totally believe our Keena would have done, half golden retriever, half malamute. We also had a cat that loved to climb up into the tree and take naps. Had us scared to death the first time she did it cause she "disappeared" for hours, we thought she had gotten out since she wasn't in any of her usual spots. We have a table top metal tree this year that has handmade ornaments on it. I don't even want to know what our 2 cats and pug puppies would do to a real tree.

Our DD got a Chihuahua puppy Thanksgiving week, he was just over 2 pounds when they brought him home. He has decided that the tree branches make WONDERFUL tug toys and the skirt is just made for him to scratch up and make into a nice nest. Of course there are also the nice balls hanging just over his head. She's been having to keep him in an exercise pen in the living room except when she can be in there to constantly watch him. As well, 1 of her cats has also decided that the tree branches are a nice napping place.
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Old 12-12-2015, 07:40 PM   #7066
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Just replace "cat" with "beagle" and I'm there:
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This cracks me up, I'm not sure if I've posted it before, but it's good for a chuckle. It's and interview with the Nativity innkeeper.

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Old 12-12-2015, 09:52 PM   #7068
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This cracks me up, I'm not sure if I've posted it before, but it's good for a chuckle. It's and interview with the Nativity innkeeper.

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This did crack me up, BC!
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Old 12-13-2015, 12:06 AM   #7069
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I want me some bed pugs. They snore terribly though:
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Old 12-13-2015, 12:21 AM   #7070
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This cracks me up, I'm not sure if I've posted it before, but it's good for a chuckle. It's and interview with the Nativity innkeeper.

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Very funny. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 12-13-2015, 05:03 AM   #7071
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I'll guarantee you that's a bed just for pugs. With that many, the humans would get pushed off. Even a tiny little pug puppy will eventually get their human on the very edge of the bed. They like to snuggle, you get hot, move away in your sleep, they follow. Next thing you know, you are at the very edge of the bed about to fall off. Arwen is a HUGE bed hog, she takes sheets, scratches them off me and makes herself a nice nest. She also hogs pillows. The other night I woke up freezing. She had somehow managed to roll herself up in my sheet and was totally cocooned. She was hot as you know what. I can't believe she wasn't trying to get out of her roll. She's also started taking over my pillow and plopping herself crosswise if I get out of bed in the night. I think she's decided her and Daddy should have the bed to themselves and I (maybe Strider too) can just go elsewhere. He likes to snuggle and hog pillows but doesn't steal covers. Fortunately, neither of them snore, at least yet. The little black pug we had previously snored like a lawnmower. It's hard to believe that little guy made so much noise but we got used to it. I miss him.
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Old 12-17-2015, 11:14 PM   #7074
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Admittedly, I like oatmeal raisin.
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Admittedly, I like oatmeal raisin.
I like oatmeal raisin, but it is kind of a let down when your mouth is ready for chocolate chip.
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Old 12-18-2015, 12:18 AM   #7076
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Indeed. But the look on the seal's (I think it's a seal) face is priceless!
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Indeed. But the look on the seal's (I think it's a seal) face is priceless!
It is, isn't it? Might be a seal; might be an otter.
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Old 12-18-2015, 12:34 AM   #7078
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Yes, I wondered if it might be an otter too. Apparently whatever it is, it was expecting chocolate chip cookies!
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