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04-19-2016, 01:23 PM
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Sous Chef
Join Date: May 2014
Location: NC
Posts: 530
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Adopt a kitty and save nine lives.
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04-19-2016, 01:30 PM
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#7242
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Originally Posted by CrazyCatLady
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Love it! 
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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04-19-2016, 03:26 PM
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#7243
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
Saw this on FB. It's in Swedish. It translates to,
"I ate lunch with a girlfriend yesterday and pointed at two older ladies at the other side of the room and said, "That's us in 10 years." She answered, "That's a mirror."...
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When I look into a mirror these days, I sometimes think I'm looking at a photo of my Mom.  Didn't used to be that way. When I was younger, there was no confusion as to who my Dad was - I looked a lot like him. Now, though, I have Mom looking back at me. Just so long as I don't resemble Himself, with his full beard and balding head, I have nothing to complain about! 
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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04-20-2016, 05:07 AM
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#7244
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,648
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I still look like Mom when she was my age, we don't look alike now, the 17 year difference in age is showing. But, I do know what I will look like in 17 years...
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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04-22-2016, 02:16 PM
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#7245
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Head Chef
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: UK
Posts: 1,521
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"Hallo, this is the incontinence hotline - can you hold?" 
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" (Charles M. Shulz) 
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04-22-2016, 09:02 PM
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#7246
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Sous Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Santa Paula,CA
Posts: 574
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04-22-2016, 09:12 PM
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#7247
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,985
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Souschef
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Yup. I have helped clients and friends, over the phone, with problems in software that I didn't know. That first instruction does it most of the time.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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04-30-2016, 09:37 PM
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#7248
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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Heh. So what's the problem?
Attachment 24684
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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04-30-2016, 10:13 PM
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#7249
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,985
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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04-30-2016, 10:33 PM
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#7250
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: California
Posts: 10,088
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Grandchildren fill the space in your heart you never knew was empty.
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05-02-2016, 12:18 AM
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#7251
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: California
Posts: 10,088
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So THAT'S where they went. 
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Grandchildren fill the space in your heart you never knew was empty.
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05-02-2016, 02:13 AM
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#7252
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,985
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheryl J
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I figure it's all that lint in the dryer's lint trap. It's chewed up socks. I know my clothes didn't have that much lint on them. 
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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05-02-2016, 03:17 AM
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#7253
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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I prefer the explanation of "All those lost socks have turned into unmatched Tupperware covers."
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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05-04-2016, 06:11 PM
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#7254
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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Heh:
Many, many years ago, in 1912, there was a dearth in Mexico of their favourite salad dressing which was made by Hellmans in Germany. The entire country got together and raised funds for a huge shipment to be transported via England to New York and thence by rail to Mexico.
However, the ship that was transporting their delicacy was the R.M.S. Titanic which struck an iceberg.
...and to this day the Mexican people mourn the event.
It's called 'Sinko de Mayo'.
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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05-04-2016, 06:16 PM
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#7255
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,104
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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05-04-2016, 06:38 PM
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#7256
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,985
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgluver
Heh:
Many, many years ago, in 1912, there was a dearth in Mexico of their favourite salad dressing which was made by Hellmans in Germany. The entire country got together and raised funds for a huge shipment to be transported via England to New York and thence by rail to Mexico.
However, the ship that was transporting their delicacy was the R.M.S. Titanic which struck an iceberg.
...and to this day the Mexican people mourn the event.
It's called 'Sinko de Mayo'.
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All that salad dressing must have gone well with the iceberg.
runs and hides
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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05-04-2016, 06:56 PM
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#7257
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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Today's Funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
All that salad dressing must have gone well with the iceberg.
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Oh :sheesh: Taxy!
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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05-04-2016, 09:36 PM
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#7258
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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05-04-2016, 11:54 PM
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#7259
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,985
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^^ Good one CG. I stole it.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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05-08-2016, 06:20 PM
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#7260
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,905
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As we are packing up all of our things in preparation for our big move to Northern Arizona, I made the decision that my Weber Little Smokey Joe grill would not be coming with us.
Attachment 24717
So I made up handmade "FREE" signs for him and his pal Weber Rapidfire Chimney and took them out to the main road from our place. I also left in the Chimney the remains of the bag of charcoal and the lighter on the side of the road at a predominate intersection.
I bet my DH that they would be gone in 5 minutes... guess who won the bet? BAHAHAHA!
They weren't there EVEN 5 minutes and they were GONE! 
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