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Old 05-08-2016, 10:26 PM   #7261
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Good job, K-girl!

Heh:
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Old 05-09-2016, 07:43 PM   #7262
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K-girl and Dawg, good ones.

Saw this on FB.



It's upside down and actually says iSmart. D'oh! The person who posted it wrote, "I NOT smart."
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Old 05-10-2016, 07:00 PM   #7263
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:11 AM   #7265
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How true this is.
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Old 05-14-2016, 10:21 AM   #7266
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Kickstarting a hoover?

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Old 05-22-2016, 08:26 PM   #7267
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He's MY hero, for sure!
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Old 05-26-2016, 11:07 PM   #7269
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A couple of groaners:

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Old 05-27-2016, 01:56 PM   #7270
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Chianti and fava beans:
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Norwegian forest cats were the cats of the Vikings.
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Old 05-27-2016, 07:13 PM   #7272
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[QUOTE=taxlady;Norwegian forest cats were the cats of the Vikings.[/QUOTE]



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Old 05-28-2016, 05:27 PM   #7273
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Here, kitties!

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Pretty much sums up how I feel this year:
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Old 05-28-2016, 06:04 PM   #7274
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Let me know if you can train cats to do that
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Old 05-28-2016, 06:30 PM   #7275
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Heh. My earworm du jour:
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Old 05-29-2016, 01:10 PM   #7276
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Old 06-02-2016, 10:52 PM   #7278
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