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Old 08-27-2016, 10:01 PM   #7321
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Oh dear! You are so bad Dawg. But that is all right. I love it.
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Old 08-29-2016, 01:31 AM   #7322
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Mwahaha
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Old 08-29-2016, 01:35 AM   #7323
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That sounds like a delightful person to know. I want to be that fly on the wall.
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Old 08-29-2016, 02:00 AM   #7324
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Mwahaha
That is SO evil!

I love it!

I suppose you could do that with the wrappers from Lindt Chocolate Lindor Truffle wrappers...
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Old 08-29-2016, 05:02 AM   #7325
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What a great idea for a stocking stuffer, more thoughtful than coal!
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Old 08-29-2016, 06:40 AM   #7326
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I'm so doing that to my Mom...
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Old 08-29-2016, 08:27 AM   #7327
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I wouldn't suggest doing it in an office with PMS, menopausal, or expecting women.......life is too short as it is........Hahaha!
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Old 09-03-2016, 04:38 PM   #7328
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Happy Labrador weekend!
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Old 09-11-2016, 09:12 PM   #7329
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Old 09-11-2016, 09:22 PM   #7330
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Often wondered what a mermaid sounded like. Apparently like a siren.

Weren't sirens the reason Ulysses strapped himself to his ship's mast as they sang so beautifully?
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Old 09-11-2016, 09:41 PM   #7331
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Old 09-11-2016, 09:50 PM   #7332
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Old 09-12-2016, 10:56 AM   #7333
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I want pants like this:

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Old 09-12-2016, 03:43 PM   #7334
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so strange...
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Old 09-12-2016, 04:06 PM   #7335
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Typical...
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Old 09-12-2016, 04:12 PM   #7336
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so strange...
You wouldn't want to look like you were riding a teddy bear?
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Typical...
Ain't it the truth?
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Old 09-13-2016, 12:33 AM   #7339
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You wouldn't want to look like you were riding a teddy bear?
I don't think so...
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Old 09-13-2016, 03:05 AM   #7340
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I showed the picture to Pirate. He tells me that he saw one with a kangeroo on Newbury Street. That's where the hoity toity folks like to stroll and show off all their riches. Nothing they do on that street surprises me.
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