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Old 12-22-2016, 09:06 PM   #7501
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Somebody give that woman a hand.
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Old 12-23-2016, 04:08 AM   #7502
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I'm so "Adrian Monk" that I would try to put her arm back in her socket.
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Old 12-23-2016, 08:35 AM   #7503
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I see dropped shoulders are back in style...
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Old 12-27-2016, 06:03 PM   #7504
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Today's Funny

From my brother on FB:

"So...I watch A Christmas Story with my 4 year old on Christmas Day. He loved the Chinese restaurant scene...and has been singing "deck da hars wif bars of ha-ry...fa ra ra ra rah..." etc. over and over. Especially when we went out for Chinese yesterday. Tonight...pizza (delivered)."

(BTW, his dad would have done the same thing at that age...Apple, tree and all.)
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Old 12-27-2016, 06:27 PM   #7505
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I see dropped shoulders are back in style...
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Old 12-29-2016, 11:15 PM   #7506
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there's no like buttons?? yeah I saw that the other day. Yep, women don't stand a chance! ha!

Ok, can I put this here?? (I love how these make me feel a little bit better about my cooking...until I find one that I've done. ha! :P Still, if you can't laugh at yourself...)
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Old 12-29-2016, 11:44 PM   #7507
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there's no like buttons?? yeah I saw that the other day. Yep, women don't stand a chance! ha!

Ok, can I put this here?? (I love how these make me feel a little bit better about my cooking...until I find one that I've done. ha! :P Still, if you can't laugh at yourself...)
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Literally Just 33 Hilarious Cooking Fails From 2016
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskell...sty#.km0vwv3k2
Who was hiding in my kitchen taking all those pictures?
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Old 12-30-2016, 11:58 AM   #7508
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Old 12-30-2016, 12:00 PM   #7509
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This made me giggle:
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Old 12-31-2016, 03:58 AM   #7510
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A friend posted this on FaceBook and said he might be one. Yes, he has that phobia
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Old 01-09-2017, 11:06 PM   #7511
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Old 01-09-2017, 11:16 PM   #7512
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Seriously! Not to mention walking the walk from the shampoo station to the stylist's chair. With the slicked back wet hair and cape. In a small town. Where you're bound to see everyone you know.

I have an appt. this Thursday.
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Old 01-10-2017, 12:26 AM   #7513
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Old 02-07-2017, 08:27 PM   #7514
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Old 02-07-2017, 08:42 PM   #7516
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Old 02-08-2017, 12:57 AM   #7517
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Yup and snakes, bugs...
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Old 02-10-2017, 10:33 AM   #7518
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You have to wonder what your husband does at work all day when he comes home and asks you which is more - a crap-ton or a butt-load.
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You have to wonder what your husband does at work all day when he comes home and asks you which is more - a crap-ton or a butt-load.


Now you have me wondering.
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Old 02-10-2017, 11:19 AM   #7520
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Now you have me wondering.
I said a crap-ton, because there is obviously no butt that can hold that big a load. He begged to differ.
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