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12-22-2016, 09:06 PM
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#7501
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,401
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Somebody give that woman a hand.
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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12-23-2016, 04:08 AM
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#7502
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,210
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 Andy!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dawgluver
Heh:
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I'm so "Adrian Monk" that I would try to put her arm back in her socket. 
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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12-23-2016, 08:35 AM
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#7503
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,633
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I see dropped shoulders are back in style...
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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12-27-2016, 06:03 PM
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#7504
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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Today's Funny
From my brother on FB:
"So...I watch A Christmas Story with my 4 year old on Christmas Day. He loved the Chinese restaurant scene...and has been singing "deck da hars wif bars of ha-ry...fa ra ra ra rah..." etc. over and over. Especially when we went out for Chinese yesterday. Tonight...pizza (delivered)."
(BTW, his dad would have done the same thing at that age...Apple, tree and all.)
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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12-27-2016, 06:27 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: My mountain
Posts: 21,539
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy M.
Somebody give that woman a hand.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PrincessFiona60
I see dropped shoulders are back in style...
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Lol.
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The past is gone it's all been said.
So here's to what the future brings,
I know tomorrow you'll find better things
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12-29-2016, 11:15 PM
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#7506
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Cook
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Chicago
Posts: 86
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there's no like buttons?? yeah I saw that the other day. Yep, women don't stand a chance! ha!
Ok, can I put this here?? (I love how these make me feel a little bit better about my cooking...until I find one that I've done. ha! :P Still, if you can't laugh at yourself...)
:)
Literally Just 33 Hilarious Cooking Fails From 2016
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskell...sty#.km0vwv3k2
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12-29-2016, 11:44 PM
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#7507
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mcrx
there's no like buttons?? yeah I saw that the other day. Yep, women don't stand a chance! ha!
Ok, can I put this here?? (I love how these make me feel a little bit better about my cooking...until I find one that I've done. ha! :P Still, if you can't laugh at yourself...)
:)
Literally Just 33 Hilarious Cooking Fails From 2016
https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskell...sty#.km0vwv3k2 |
Who was hiding in my kitchen taking all those pictures?
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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12-30-2016, 11:58 AM
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#7508
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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12-30-2016, 12:00 PM
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#7509
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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This made me giggle:
Attachment 25930
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12-31-2016, 03:58 AM
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#7510
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,954
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A friend posted this on FaceBook and said he might be one. Yes, he has that phobia
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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01-09-2017, 11:06 PM
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#7511
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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Reason I cut my own hair:
Attachment 25975
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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01-09-2017, 11:16 PM
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: California
Posts: 10,088
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Seriously! Not to mention walking the walk from the shampoo station to the stylist's chair. With the slicked back wet hair and cape. In a small town. Where you're bound to see everyone you know.
I have an appt. this Thursday. 
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Grandchildren fill the space in your heart you never knew was empty.
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01-10-2017, 12:26 AM
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#7513
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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02-07-2017, 08:27 PM
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#7514
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Sous Chef
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Pender Nebraska
Posts: 768
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Quando omni flunkus moritati-When all else fails, play dead
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.
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02-07-2017, 08:30 PM
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#7515
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,954
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Farmer Jon
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Bahahaha
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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02-07-2017, 08:42 PM
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#7516
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,027
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Lol!
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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02-08-2017, 12:57 AM
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#7517
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,633
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Yup and snakes, bugs...
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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02-10-2017, 10:33 AM
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#7518
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,094
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You have to wonder what your husband does at work all day when he comes home and asks you which is more - a crap-ton or a butt-load.
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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02-10-2017, 10:57 AM
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#7519
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: near Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 24,954
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
You have to wonder what your husband does at work all day when he comes home and asks you which is more - a crap-ton or a butt-load.
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Now you have me wondering.
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May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.
Robert A. Heinlein
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02-10-2017, 11:19 AM
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#7520
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,094
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Quote:
Originally Posted by taxlady
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I said a crap-ton, because there is obviously no butt that can hold that big a load. He begged to differ.
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