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05-26-2017, 08:47 PM
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#7741
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: East Boston, MA
Posts: 22,365
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaneohegirlinaz
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Ripped one = leaving a nasty odor behind for others to smell from ones back end.
I hope I have not offended anyone. If so, my apology.
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Illegitimi non carborundum!
I don't want my last words to be, "I wish I had spent more time doing housework"
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05-27-2017, 03:11 PM
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#7742
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Addie
Ripped one = leaving a nasty odor behind for others to smell from ones back end.
I hope I have not offended anyone. If so, my apology.
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Oooohh!
Well, color me stupid!
I sooooo did not get that one
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05-27-2017, 07:36 PM
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#7743
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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05-27-2017, 11:36 PM
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#7744
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,511
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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05-28-2017, 12:38 PM
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#7745
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Chef Extraordinaire
Site Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 25,028
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+1!!
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She who dies with the most toys, wins.
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05-28-2017, 02:25 PM
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#7746
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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K-Girl, I'll drink to that!
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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05-30-2017, 02:56 PM
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#7747
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,104
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Crazy Orders Chefs Get
A sampling:
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Giga Leszay
Can I have a caprese salad, but with no tomato, no mozzarella.
Joyciel
I had this one customer who always ordered, regardless of how busy it was, an arugula salad with the stems pulled off. Then she had the audacity to complain that it takes too long, even on busy Saturday nights no less.
Anthony Scott
I got one two days ago... "Is the ice cream soft or hard, I am allergic to soft ice cream..."
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https://www.finedininglovers.com/blo...d-orders-list/
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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05-30-2017, 04:22 PM
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#7748
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Certified Pretend Chef
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 47,424
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
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WOW! I'm dumbfounded!
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -Carl Sagan
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05-30-2017, 04:35 PM
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#7749
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gotgarlic
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bahahaha!
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05-30-2017, 04:36 PM
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#7750
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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05-30-2017, 04:39 PM
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#7751
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Body in MA ~ Heart in OH
Posts: 14,221
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GotGarlic
Crazy Orders Chefs Get...
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I read the entire list. Some people are so stupid you wonder how they find their way out of bed in the morning, no less figure out how to put on pants.
They ARE hilarious, though, for people who can actually think. 
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“You shouldn’t wait to be senile before you become eccentric.”— Helene Truter
"Remember, all that matters in the end is getting the meal on the table." ~ Julia Child
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05-30-2017, 05:51 PM
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#7752
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,511
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CG - I sort of agree with you. But a lot of these people are not stupid, just ignorant.
The whole list is hilarious! Thanks GG!
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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05-31-2017, 12:38 PM
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#7753
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: south central coast/California
Posts: 14,766
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That was a great read GG......A favorite was.....my Dr. said I can't have red meat so cook all the red out.
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Life  is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but rather by the moments that take our breath away.
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05-31-2017, 01:26 PM
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Ogress Supreme
Site Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 38,648
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My doctor says lots of things about what I eat...I just ignore her. Gave up half my blood pressure medicine the other day and my diabetes meds a few months ago. Weight loss at 25 pounds. It's obvious my diet is doing me lots of harm
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein
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05-31-2017, 01:33 PM
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#7755
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Southeastern Virginia
Posts: 25,104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kayelle
That was a great read GG......A favorite was.....my Dr. said I can't have red meat so cook all the red out.  |
That was one of my faves, too! 😁
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Anyplace where people argue about food is a good place.
~ Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown, 2018
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05-31-2017, 07:41 PM
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#7756
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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Hmmm, I'd have to say Uptown Funk!
"... I'm too hot..."
HA!!
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05-31-2017, 07:46 PM
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#7757
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Wannabe TV Chef
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: USA
Posts: 5,904
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Fun Fact:
Did you know that Bruno Mars aka Peter Hernandez,
is from Honolulu?
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05-31-2017, 10:13 PM
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#7758
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Certified/Certifiable
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: USA,Michigan
Posts: 10,759
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaneohegirlinaz
Fun Fact:
Did you know that Bruno Mars aka Peter Hernandez,
is from Honolulu?
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Fun Fact - Did you know Chief Longwind of the North was from Earth!  I know, he's so strange that it's hard to believe.
I cultivate a peculiar attitude. It makes life more fun.  That's why Mrgreen is my favorite emoticon (smiley). Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
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“No amount of success outside the home can compensate for failure within the home…"
Check out my blog for the friendliest cooking instruction on the net. Go ahead. You know you want to.  - https://gwnorthsfamilycookin.wordpress.com/
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06-01-2017, 06:43 AM
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#7759
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Executive Chef
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Montreal
Posts: 4,511
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief Longwind Of The North
Fun Fact - Did you know Chief Longwind of the North was from Earth! I know, he's so strange that it's hard to believe. |
May he rest in peace. 
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Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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06-01-2017, 06:56 PM
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#7760
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Chef Extraordinaire
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: south central coast/California
Posts: 14,766
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A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
‘Sounds good,’ the wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’
‘I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ said the waitress.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ she asked incredulously.
YES!’ stated the waitress.
‘I’ll take the special then,’ the lady said.
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell,’
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!
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