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Old 05-26-2017, 08:47 PM   #7741
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huh?
Ripped one = leaving a nasty odor behind for others to smell from ones back end.

I hope I have not offended anyone. If so, my apology.
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Old 05-27-2017, 03:11 PM   #7742
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Ripped one = leaving a nasty odor behind for others to smell from ones back end.

I hope I have not offended anyone. If so, my apology.
Oooohh!

Well, color me stupid!
I sooooo did not get that one
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Old 05-27-2017, 07:36 PM   #7743
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Old 05-27-2017, 11:36 PM   #7744
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love it!!!!
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Old 05-28-2017, 12:38 PM   #7745
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Old 05-28-2017, 02:25 PM   #7746
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K-Girl, I'll drink to that!
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Old 05-30-2017, 02:56 PM   #7747
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Crazy Orders Chefs Get

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Can I have a caprese salad, but with no tomato, no mozzarella.

Joyciel

I had this one customer who always ordered, regardless of how busy it was, an arugula salad with the stems pulled off. Then she had the audacity to complain that it takes too long, even on busy Saturday nights no less.

Anthony Scott

I got one two days ago... "Is the ice cream soft or hard, I am allergic to soft ice cream..."


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Old 05-30-2017, 04:22 PM   #7748
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WOW! I'm dumbfounded!
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Old 05-30-2017, 04:35 PM   #7749
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bahahaha!
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Old 05-30-2017, 04:36 PM   #7750
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Old 05-30-2017, 04:39 PM   #7751
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I read the entire list. Some people are so stupid you wonder how they find their way out of bed in the morning, no less figure out how to put on pants.

They ARE hilarious, though, for people who can actually think.
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Old 05-30-2017, 05:51 PM   #7752
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CG - I sort of agree with you. But a lot of these people are not stupid, just ignorant.

The whole list is hilarious! Thanks GG!
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Old 05-31-2017, 12:38 PM   #7753
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That was a great read GG......A favorite was.....my Dr. said I can't have red meat so cook all the red out.
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Old 05-31-2017, 01:26 PM   #7754
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My doctor says lots of things about what I eat...I just ignore her. Gave up half my blood pressure medicine the other day and my diabetes meds a few months ago. Weight loss at 25 pounds. It's obvious my diet is doing me lots of harm
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Old 05-31-2017, 01:33 PM   #7755
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That was a great read GG......A favorite was.....my Dr. said I can't have red meat so cook all the red out.
That was one of my faves, too! 😁
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Hmmm, I'd have to say Uptown Funk!
"... I'm too hot..."

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Fun Fact:
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Old 05-31-2017, 10:13 PM   #7758
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Fun Fact - Did you know Chief Longwind of the North was from Earth! I know, he's so strange that it's hard to believe.

I cultivate a peculiar attitude. It makes life more fun. That's why Mrgreen is my favorite emoticon (smiley).Seeeeeeya; Chief Longwind of the North
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Fun Fact - Did you know Chief Longwind of the North was from Earth! I know, he's so strange that it's hard to believe.
May he rest in peace.
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A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
‘Sounds good,’ the wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’
‘I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,’ said the waitress.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ she asked incredulously.
YES!’ stated the waitress.
‘I’ll take the special then,’ the lady said.
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell,’
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!
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