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Old 07-19-2017, 10:25 AM   #7821
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Old 07-19-2017, 06:08 PM   #7822
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:05 PM   #7823
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:06 PM   #7824
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Old 07-21-2017, 05:23 PM   #7825
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I'll drink to that, K-Girl and GG! I'd prefer the glass of red, please. Or white. I know GG would like the pink.

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Old 07-21-2017, 06:59 PM   #7826
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I'll drink to that, K-Girl and GG! I'd prefer the glass of red, please. Or white. I know GG would like the pink.

I'll take the white, but, HEH! The pink has more in it, "MOM! GG got more than meeeeee!"

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Old 07-22-2017, 01:14 AM   #7827
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If you lined up every person in the world along the equator...more than half would drown.
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:35 AM   #7828
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If you lined up every person in the world along the equator...more than half would drown.

Never thought of it that way!
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Old 07-23-2017, 07:20 PM   #7829
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Old 07-23-2017, 09:33 PM   #7830
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Crap and a half! I should've been shouting "jenga" every day for the last 2 years. I'm ready to quit playing.
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Old 07-23-2017, 09:55 PM   #7831
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colour me '***' I don't get it. Is it an 'inside' joke?
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Old 07-23-2017, 09:58 PM   #7832
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colour me '***' I don't get it. Is it an 'inside' joke?
For a pretty good explanation, look here. I've played it and, truly, it can be fun but not when applied to real life, which is what I was referring to.
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Old 07-24-2017, 06:26 PM   #7833
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Old 07-24-2017, 07:08 PM   #7834
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Old 07-24-2017, 11:25 PM   #7835
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Kgirl, Dawg.... LOL - hear hear! absolutely spot on!
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Old 07-25-2017, 06:52 PM   #7837
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HA! Happy Taco Tuesday!
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