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Old 02-14-2018, 01:57 PM   #8121
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Old 02-14-2018, 05:52 PM   #8123
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Old 02-16-2018, 03:42 PM   #8125
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Old 02-18-2018, 08:08 PM   #8126
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:20 PM   #8127
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Old 02-19-2018, 06:31 PM   #8129
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:05 AM   #8131
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I actually did something like that once. An intersection was stuck in heavy gridlock, and with the crosswalk completely impassable with cars, my friends and I opened the back door of a car stuck in the crosswalk, slid through, and exited the other side. The driver was freaking out.
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:19 AM   #8132
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I bet that guy has locked his car each time he gets into it now, bucky!
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:22 AM   #8133
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